The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by wingnutz, Feb 4, 2008.
I call sHENANIGAN'S!
I anticipated Squeegy Tech but got Gearhead twice. Guess those years working shop parts at the local Chevy dealership paid off.
Master Mechanic! Woohoo! The font was so damn tiny, I'll need a master optometrist. And an asprin.
Wow, Gearhead twice,master mechanic three times!
10/10 crew chief....Guessed on one...
10 of 10 - the "go to guy"
I got 7/10 - gearhead...I don't know any of that v stuff....I bang nails with a hammer all day.
Well, to purposefully get all the questions wrong, you have to know all the correct answers first!
Woo! Im feelin' Awesome! 8 outta 10 makes me a Master Mechanic. eheheh...Im gonna go relax now.
Thanks for that!
Master mechanic 8 outta 10, guess i no watt i hamb dueing!
whats it mean when the results say I should walk?
Wow!!! 8 out of 10, Master Mechanic. Not bad for an HVAC guy.
I got the rating of ENGINE PRO!!!!!!!!! Pay attention,THERE WILL BE A QUIZ FOLLOWING THE FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you need any bugs off your windshield I'm your man
10 for10. Must be wasting my time in office equipment. Even my guesses were all right
Ok The test for the Summit guys might go like this. Vx8=40. 40 x the main bearing size of the crank I,m using is 100. 100 divided by the # of cylinders is 12.5. 12.5 minus the compression ratio 9.5 is 3!! That's my answer to the main bearing quiz!!!!! THERE WILL BE A QUIZ AFTER THE FILM!!!!!!!!!
It told me "Put that wrench down & step away from the car before you hurt yourself or fuck something up badly"
sorry dude look at the date on the post before yours
Dunno if I'm a gearhead or a master mechanic, but on thing is for sure, I obviously suck at computers. I cant find the test!
It was probably there when the thread started, back in 2008....
It said I was a dick head, but I already knew that, It's what the wifey calls me.
I just spewed beer all over my keyboard!
I thought I was doing something wrong. I just aren't in 2008 anymore. What are I? Not so good an attention pay er er. Uh doh.
This time compression thing happens after you pass forty. The other night, my wife and I were watching a documentary on the Mt. Saint Helens eruption. I said "oh yea, I remember when that happened." My wife asked me how long ago it was, I said "oh about ten yrs ago". Turns out it was 1980!!
Mt. Saint Helens scattered when I was in 8th grade and Mrs. Parrot, science, put buckets in top of her car to collect ash carried in the air. Cumberland Co Illinois.
Not test on the site any more. Wondered if my answer might be village idiot or former drip under pressure---expert.
Sorry dude, look who started the thread back in '08. It's the same dude.
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