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TEST... Gearhead? Master Mechanic? What are you???

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by wingnutz, Feb 4, 2008.

  1. MetalMike
    Joined: Aug 1, 2007
    Posts: 88


    I call sHENANIGAN'S!
  2. uh-oh patti-o
    Joined: Jan 29, 2008
    Posts: 21

    uh-oh patti-o

    I anticipated Squeegy Tech but got Gearhead twice. Guess those years working shop parts at the local Chevy dealership paid off.:confused:
  3. junkyardroad
    Joined: Oct 3, 2007
    Posts: 410

    from Colorado

    Master Mechanic! Woohoo! The font was so damn tiny, I'll need a master optometrist. And an asprin.
  4. Wow, Gearhead twice,master mechanic three times! :eek:
  5. gooseta2
    Joined: Jul 31, 2005
    Posts: 221


    10/10 crew chief....Guessed on one...
  6. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,408

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    10 of 10 - the "go to guy"

    ...yeah right!:rolleyes::rolleyes:
  7. Doug B
    Joined: Feb 2, 2008
    Posts: 478

    Doug B

    I got 7/10 - gearhead...I don't know any of that v stuff....I bang nails with a hammer all day.
  8. Flat Ernie
    Joined: Jun 5, 2002
    Posts: 8,408

    Flat Ernie
    Tech Editor

    Well, to purposefully get all the questions wrong, you have to know all the correct answers first! :D:D:D:D
  9. TbirdGirl
    Joined: Sep 13, 2006
    Posts: 85


    Woo! Im feelin' Awesome! 8 outta 10 makes me a Master Mechanic.:cool: eheheh...Im gonna go relax now.

    Thanks for that!
  10. d2_willys
    Joined: Sep 8, 2007
    Posts: 4,094

    from Kansas

    Master mechanic 8 outta 10, guess i no watt i hamb dueing!:eek:
  11. happy hoppy
    Joined: Apr 23, 2001
    Posts: 2,327

    happy hoppy

    whats it mean when the results say I should walk?
  12. Kramer
    Joined: Mar 19, 2007
    Posts: 908


    Wow!!! 8 out of 10, Master Mechanic. Not bad for an HVAC guy.
  13. I got the rating of ENGINE PRO!!!!!!!!! Pay attention,THERE WILL BE A QUIZ FOLLOWING THE FILM!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool:
  14. oldspeed
    Joined: Sep 14, 2004
    Posts: 894

    from Upstate NY

    If you need any bugs off your windshield I'm your man
  15. spudsmania9
    Joined: Aug 25, 2005
    Posts: 153

    from Arkansas

    10 for10. Must be wasting my time in office equipment.:) Even my guesses were all right
  16. Ok The test for the Summit guys might go like this. Vx8=40. 40 x the main bearing size of the crank I,m using is 100. 100 divided by the # of cylinders is 12.5. 12.5 minus the compression ratio 9.5 is 3!! That's my answer to the main bearing quiz!!!!! THERE WILL BE A QUIZ AFTER THE FILM!!!!!!!!!
  17. A32Flathead
    Joined: Feb 16, 2004
    Posts: 9,498


    It told me "Put that wrench down & step away from the car before you hurt yourself or fuck something up badly"
  18. pcterm2
    Joined: Aug 25, 2009
    Posts: 551


    sorry dude look at the date on the post before yours
  19. falcongeorge
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
    Posts: 18,341

    from BC

    Dunno if I'm a gearhead or a master mechanic, but on thing is for sure, I obviously suck at computers. I cant find the test!:eek::eek:
  20. Morrisman
    Joined: Dec 9, 2003
    Posts: 1,600

    from England

    It was probably there when the thread started, back in 2008....:D
  21. It said I was a dick head, but I already knew that, It's what the wifey calls me.:eek:
  22. arkiehotrods
    Joined: Mar 9, 2006
    Posts: 5,329


    I just spewed beer all over my keyboard!
  23. Francisco Plumbero
    Joined: May 6, 2010
    Posts: 2,536

    Francisco Plumbero
    from il.

    I thought I was doing something wrong. I just aren't in 2008 anymore. What are I? Not so good an attention pay er er. Uh doh.
  24. falcongeorge
    Joined: Aug 26, 2010
    Posts: 18,341

    from BC

    This time compression thing happens after you pass forty. The other night, my wife and I were watching a documentary on the Mt. Saint Helens eruption. I said "oh yea, I remember when that happened." My wife asked me how long ago it was, I said "oh about ten yrs ago". Turns out it was 1980!!
  25. Mt. Saint Helens scattered when I was in 8th grade and Mrs. Parrot, science, put buckets in top of her car to collect ash carried in the air. Cumberland Co Illinois.
    Not test on the site any more. Wondered if my answer might be village idiot or former drip under pressure---expert.
  26. johnboy13
    Joined: May 1, 2007
    Posts: 1,073



    Sorry dude, look who started the thread back in '08. It's the same dude.

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