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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by himjively, Oct 1, 2009.

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  1. Find out revealing personality traits

    I know I am a Hot Rodder because...
    (a) I have a model AND a diecast miniature of my car.
    (b) Still reading HOT ROD magazines from the 50’s.
    (c) Have something with a MoonEyes sticker on it.
    (d) Have a calendar with girls and car parts.

    My other car...
    (a) is older than this one.
    (b) is still on cinder blocks.
    (c) is in the police compound.
    (d) runs.

    I have never...
    (a) owned a new car since 1962
    (b) been able to pass a scrap yard
    (c) been able to not pass another car
    (d) owned a license

    My favorite food...
    (a) is Pabst Blue Ribbon
    (b) comes with fries
    (c) comes with flies
    (d) still in the backseat

    The neighbors refer to me as...
    (a) the guy with “that car”.
    (b) the junkyard.
    (c) the guy with the tire garden out front.
    (d) neighbor hood mechanic.

    People mistake me for...
    (a) young Elvis
    (b) old Elivis
    (c) an Elvis impersonator
    (d) Elvis Costello

    My wife...
    (a) will not drive my car.
    (b) will not look at my car.
    (c) put a phone in the garage.
    (d) has a lot of patience.
    (e) has at least one lamp made from a car part.

    This year I have brought a part...
    (a) covered with rust.
    (b) that looks like a part covered in rust I brought last year.
    (c) covered with rust that I had to post on the HAMB to identify.
    (d) a part that would look like it would make a nice lamp for my wife.

    Our house has...
    (a) cars covering the driveway
    (b) pictures of those cars covering the frig
    (c) at least one piece of furniture pinstriped
    (d) a lamp made from a car part.

    This month I have...
    (a) taken a picture of an abandoned car in a field with my camera phone.
    (b) posted the picture of an abandoned car on the HAMB.
    (c) inquired about an abandoned car in a field.
    (d) had a dream about a field covered with abandoned cars.
    (e) stoled an abandoned car in a field.

    My hero is...
    (a) John Milner in American Graffiti.
    (b) John Milner in More American Grafitti.
    (c) The Fonz
    (d)The Bandit (not Smokey)

    I would rather be pulled over by...
    (a) Barney Fife
    (b) Rosco P Coultrane
    (c) Starsky and Hutch
    (d) Officer Dingle

    My favorite color is...
    (a) black
    (b) black
    (c) black
    (d) primer

    My favorite apparel
    (a) tattoos
    (b) car show T shirts
    (c) from the 70’s
    (d) my family threw out

    My favorite TV shows are...
    (a) in black and white
    (b) have Herman Munster in them
    (c) have cool cars in them
    (d) on Speed Channel

    My favorite wedsites...
    (a) the HAMB
    (b) Jalopy Journal
    (c) E bay
    (d) are blocked

  2. Kerry67
    Joined: Apr 11, 2005
    Posts: 2,606


    There is more grease...
    (a) on the floor of my garage
    (b) under my fingernails
    (c) in my hair
    (d) in my driveway
  3. Jalopy Jim
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,867

    Jalopy Jim

    Family gatherings are planned :
    a. around car shows
    b. around races
    c. at car shows
    d at races
    e. all of the above
  4. Little Wing
    Joined: Nov 25, 2005
    Posts: 7,504

    Little Wing
    from Northeast

    You put a flamed Bandanna on your dog cause

    1) it makes him look faster even when he's standing still
    2) you could'nt find one with pinstripes
    3) it's flames and there cool
    4) he drools alot

  5. I don't want to be
    (a) made a generalization because of what I drive.
    (b) pooled into the same group as others that have cars "similar" to mine.(or from the same era.)
    (c) waved at by you, if I don't know you, just because we both own and drive an older car.
    (d) known as a "greaser"
  6. I fix it by
    (a) a welder
    (b) super glue
    (c) bondo
    (d) duct tape
    (e) calling my friends to come look at it for an hour, then drink beer
    (f) searching on the web for the proper directions and going to the local auto parts store t0 purchase the proper parts and tools and proceed.
  7. CAL
    Joined: May 5, 2005
    Posts: 396

    from Neosho Mo.

    This is:
    (a) So
  8. SinisterCustom
    Joined: Feb 18, 2004
    Posts: 8,271


    All of the above.....
  9. Quizzes are useful and relavent to the HAMB because:
    e) all of the above
  10. manyolcars
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
    Posts: 8,696


    I was laughing hard til I got to this post
  11. I am on the HAMB because:

    a) it is easier to cuss someone out online
    b) my car hasn't run in 20 years and I don't get out much
    c) I am a cantankerous old fuck and no-one will talk to me otherwise
    d) I wish it was still 1958 and I was still 22 years old
  12. ouch i got
    (a) burned
    (b) burned
    (c) burned
    (d) burned
  13. 40StudeDude
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 9,482


    What does it mean if I can't find an answer in NOT ONE of the answers listed...???

    I have just found out that the poster's view (and in all probability, most people's) view of the HAMB is distorted...

  14. czuch
    Joined: Sep 23, 2008
    Posts: 2,688

    from vail az

    I wake up at 3:00am to...
    a) pee
    b) get the dog(s) off the bed,
    c) go look in the garage and make shure everything is ok,
    d) go look in the garage ,sit in the new project and make car noises,
    e) spend time on the HAMB because its finally quiet in the house and the dog(s) are all over the bed anyway.
  15. onlychevrolets
    Joined: Jan 23, 2006
    Posts: 2,307


    I'll second that , and that was a lot of waisted time typing all that
  16. Well, we could be talking about dryer sheets . . .
  17. sorry guys
    did'nt mean in any way to dishonor this hobby or lifestyle, just meant to be light hearted. I realize there are many people who take their rod building very serious and the traditions that go with it. Sometimes sarcasm exaggerates to be funny. We can just let this thread end in peace.
  18. Hackerbilt
    Joined: Aug 13, 2001
    Posts: 6,252


    You can't be "light hearted" here...
    Traditional Hot Rodding is serious stuff! :mad:

    Next thing you'll be having FUN or sumpthin'....:D
  19. YA, there's no fuckin' laughing in Hot Rodding!!-MIKE:eek::cool:
  20. easy crowd today you didn't get flamed for it.
  21. 1 foot in the grave
    Joined: Oct 22, 2009
    Posts: 89

    1 foot in the grave

    we encourage the following on the HAMB:

    c)freedom of speech
    d)none of the above

    any guesses?
  22. Left Turn
    Joined: Nov 13, 2009
    Posts: 634

    Left Turn
    Member Emeritus
    from Omaha, NE

    aarrrghhh!!! Your not thinkin' with your dip stick!!!....jimmy!!!
  23. mackster
    Joined: May 28, 2006
    Posts: 535


    I will choose E) Hot rodding!
  24. Merlin
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,546

    from Inman, SC

    (E) All of the above!:D
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