The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by birdman1, Apr 20, 2021.
Don't the possums object to the wind?!
Wife put baby shoes on the rear view mirror
Feather roach clip.
Oops, wrong decade.
Angora Dice knit by your girlfriend (early 50's} followed by shrunkin' heads and garters late 50's.
Store bought dice always lame.
Ahhh...simpler times Now, those gummies get stuck in my dentures...
Used to have a thong panty hanging from my rear view mirror, now days it’s a freaking mask.
Times they are a changing.
Greasers around here still use Fox tails.
Fuzzy stuff around the rear view mirror & graduation tassel hanging from the mirror. 1960
Back in high school, I thought it would be cool to hang my girlfriend's bra from the rearview mirror...but she had pretty big boobs...it blocked out half the windshield
I know the storyline behind "Cool Hand Luke" but Newman's version is lame.
This is still the best version out there, originally released before CHL.
Most folks don't know but in many states its illegal to hang anything on rear view mirror. Egghhhhh!
Hahaha, bought a 65 impala 4 door, I was about 18, had a plastic Jesus on the dashboard. Got the car running, driving, decided to keep it Him on for the ride.
Guys seemed to get it, Girls would ask if "I was religious or something". He stayed with the car when it was sold, buyer asked if there was something to it. I just told him the car and I am still here, might want to keep Him.
All the the young guys should go out and get crying baby dolls to put at the front bumper for car shows. It was very traditional in your childhood.
...and they're fun to punt across the show field too.
I have mixed feelings about squirrels. They come in the neighbors back yard and tease my dogs for hours. Until I chase them away.
Front yard I have issues with them there.
At times I think I would want a whole string of squirrel tails hanging on my belt. While other times I think if we could just sit down and drink a beer together ... they are quite the clowns.
I always thought it was racoon tails hanging on the antenna ... Maybe @squirrel can clarify?
Before my time
I'll do you one better LOL
Squirrels make good drinking buddies... just ask Bullwinkle.
There's a lot of truth in that until you have to explain why you're in the tree with a case of Bud trying to talk to the critters.
If anyone who really knows me saw me doing this...they'd understand. But it would be PBR....
Saint Christopher with fastener through his head.
We didn’t hang stuff on our cars in So California. Well, except for angora mirror muffs.
I remember all of the above. I'm almost 75 and still going. If we saw it on a car, we tried to do the same on our bikes, with cards or balloons rubbing on the spokes. It was great to be a kid in the 50's and teenager in the 60's.
Currently as is in Brumos Museum
After reading all this I guess I better go down to the shop and take the tassel off of the mirror on my Malibu.
Those would have to be numbed. Num Num Num
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