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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tolo2go, Jun 18, 2013.
Good of Ryan and the mods to let us go nuts once in a while.
I wonder why they're bein' so nice to us? They must want somethin'.
Also good of tolo2go to let us perpetrate this major hijack of his thread...
...though I don't think he really had a choice...lol. Thanks for bein' cool, tolo2 go.
Glad I could be that guy that gave you a good start to the weekend and something to talk about.
Lotta asskissing going on
Why did the greaser burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? He ate it before it was cool.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality rate...
so we can just say anything?
El Borracho was here...
That's ok. What you do in your own house is your business.
as far as you know
Jessica Parker can be substituted as "a horse" in this joke as well.
The obvious answer to your question is, Maybe.
He can also be a potato in the duck jokes, but don't wash the dust off it.
yesterday was a long day for me.
What? Did you just say something about the 'cum dumpsters?'
We are circling the drain!
That's OK, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
Wait....is this traditional humor??
how many rot radders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
just one but the house fixture is sticking out of the air cleaner
i love lamp..
Her face looks like a foot
I didnt know rot radders screwed in light bulbs? I thought the screwd in there back seat.
back to the duck jokes. A fat lady with a duck under her arm walks into a bar, the bartender sez, hey we dont allow pigs in here, the fat lady sez "but this is a duck" the bartender sez I was talking to the duck
Ba-Da-Boom-Ski.....Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress.....
this thread will be shut down soon.
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window...
Maybe, but the memories will last forever.........(wipes away tear)
You guys ever wonder what would happen if you ate only corn for three days?
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