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  1. scott 351 wins
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    even statues may fool the experts
     

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  2. Harms Way
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    They are to keep you from rolling out of your bed...... Oh !, Not that kind of blue pill !
     
  3. 2racer
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    No two nipples are alike. That means that the two nipples on your body may not be a mirror image of each other. This is normal.
     
  4. wizzard23
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    I take a half a blue pill every morning so I don't pee on my boots!
     
  5. rixrex
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    If I call this guy back will you guys promise to stop?...a platypus has a ducks bill and lays eggs, yet it is a mammal..explain that one!
     
  6. traffic61
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    Hey, did everything just taste purple for a second?
     
  7. nickk
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    No but seriously...
     
  8. scott 351 wins
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    Who's blowing Barney?
     

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  9. Rickybop
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    Elmer...what did that boy mean when he said "Who's blowing Barney"?

    Nevermind Pearl. Don't pay no mind ta them city boys. And cover up yer teets.


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  10. 7 pages later and I still like potatoes.
     
  11. I wanna play too!! Too bad I got nothing witty...... I do like potatoes as well, does that count?


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  12. BISHOP
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  13. 2racer
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    not today
     
  14. Jack Handey

    "We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town."
     
  15. GaryB
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    I still like boobs,nuf said
     
  16. best2923
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  17. Awe...not again...


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  18. "if it tastes like chicken,but smells like fish", Don't eat a barracuda,and think it's pheasant.
     
  19. 1951Streamliner
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  20. Man, this makes me miss "Laugh In"
     
  21. 2racer
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    Anything you say will be held against you. ... "tits"
     
  22. Speaking of Laugh In
     

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  23. 40fordtudor
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    Just read this entire thread---I wonder why.
     
  24. Its no longer 1976,things have came up......
     
  25. dynaflash
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    Wow now that is cool. Microwave from 1934. Must be prototype. Anyone know how to wash it ?


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  26. 2racer
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    I have one of those, you just put it in the bathtub with your wife....
     
  27. dynaflash
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    Crap my boss just caught me laughing at this stuff. No way to explain what I am really doing and not quick enough to think of anything acceptable. Told him it was personal and he just looked hard at me and left.


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  28. murf 32
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    a wise man once said. this is great. now i have 4 posts !
     
  29. falcongeorge
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    Uh oh coffee just sprayed outta my nose...
     
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