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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by tolo2go, Jun 18, 2013.

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  1. 1; i saw a rot rad, that's air cleaner was as big as a bread box...then i realized it was a bread box.
    2;who's the last rot radder to leave a rot rad show?
    the one with the jumper cables.
    3;a rot radder, hacker,butcher, and mis guided fool sit down at a bar.
    bar tender asks; you drinking alone tonight?
     
  2. scott 351 wins
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    Fuck grapes! I want coconuts!
     
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    That's about the ratio of bs to useful info found in everyday life. :cool:
     
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    I was taking the kids to church and reading this thread on my smart phone when suddenly some dumb-ass cut me off. I swerved to miss him and when up on the curb breaking the right front wheel off my 31 Henway. Dam it!
     
  6. Rickybop
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    You've got a wonderful sense of humor.

    That's no "problem". A problem is when you have the trots and sit down to go, and just as you let loose you realize your wife put handiwrap over the toilet to keep the dog from drinking the water.

    Well, at least that's what she told me anyway.
     
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    :Rickybop,

    uuuhhhh............is there any connection between your "problem", described above, and the "Rusty Crap For Sale"..........the image boggles the mind!!! :D



     
  8. Hear about the new husband who got window putty and KY Jelly mixed up?

    Yeah, you guessed it....his windows fell out.
     
  9. I picked up on that also ... probably too much iron in the diet.
     
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    Lol. Well, it was rusty and it was makin' things difficult. I think due to old age. So I started drinking a 9:1 mix of water and mollasses. It really helped...but had an added affect I hadn't counted on.

    adjustablejohnsons...lol.
     
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  12. ^^^^^^ Ohhh, that's just wrong!!..........
     
  13. I could only make it through 4 pages of this crap. and yes, that is so wrong. ^^^^^^^^
     
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    Just stopped by to check the madness level. Still going strong.:D
     
  15. Jump in Fred!! the water's coooooold!!!!!
     
  16. pumpman
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    I can not believe this damn thread is still going! It's like that freaking battery bunny.
     
  17. Russ Tee
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    Wow, it's been four hours, time to seek medical attention:eek:
     
  18. Is this the correct way to wash a barn hand?
     
  19. Caddy-O
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    Are the Plasmatics still around ?

    I kinda liked that band
     
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    Wendy died in '98. That was it.
     
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    Out of all the crap in this thread, for some reason, this is mildly disturbing.
     
  23. Bad Eye Bill
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  24. I was a stage hand working a KISS concert in Biloxi, MS in the early 80s and the dumbass promoter, not realizing that the KISS audience would be full of tweens and young teens with their Moms, booked Wendy and the Plasmatics to open. She came out wearing three pieces of electicians' tape. Oops.
     
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    Yes, sleeping on wet sheets is not good...oh oh, dryer sheets never mind:rolleyes:
     
  26. I want to see a man with three buttocks!
     
  27. mashed
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    I can fix that.

    [​IMG]
     
  28. 2racer
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    I don't care if it rains or freezes.....
    plastic-jesus.jpg
     
  29. Ohhh! I get it now !!!
    Sorry, took me awhile.......:confused: Must be the drugs...
     
  30. how many rot radders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    one, but he wins peoples choice award.
     
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