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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Flipper, Dec 27, 2003.

  1. Flipper
    Joined: May 10, 2003
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    from Kentucky

  2. Design Guy
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    man, that car is suffering from an identity crisis. I'm no expert when it comes to cars, but I counted at least 4 different makes.
     
  3. Jkustom
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  4. Humboldt Cat
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    [ QUOTE ]
    What do you have to be on to be inspired to do this?

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Some sorta grass leftover from the mid-'80s. Like a backwoods cousin of Knight Rider...
     

  5. ray
    Joined: Jun 25, 2001
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    it'd have to be some pcp laced shit!

    scary thing is stude guys don't do drugs!

    good parts car.
     
  6. metalshapes
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    I dont want to start shit, or get some Drag Racer hostile again.
    But this guy claims " Its been built to meet all NHRA Rules "
    Is that Right? I see welds and seams in the main hoop of the Roll Bar. They let you do that?
     
  7. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    [​IMG] God that thing is ugly. Rocky objected to my last posted pic of some kid blowing chunks so this time it's just a drawing, sorry to disapoint all of you. [​IMG]
     
  8. Phil1934
    Joined: Jun 24, 2001
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    He's got a better chance of getting his roll bar through tech than this guy. Note the PVC elbows at the bottom.
     

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  9. burndup
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    Wow...

    Wow... that shit makes The Kojack Visor(tm) merely an excusable mistake in retrospect.
     
  10. JSM56
    Joined: Nov 25, 2003
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    oooh that last car must be fast with that roll bar, and an extra thousand pounds of stereo equipment. sounds damn good when you wear ear plugs and stand 50 feet away though.
     
  11. old beet
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    Don't think thats a roll bar, must be part of the custom cooling system, after all its water pipe, ain't it?......OLDBEET
     
  12. That car is just proof that"the devil makes work for idle hands" [​IMG]
     
  13. ray
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    geez, thats a phase correction system for the subs, it delivers a specially tuned wave of the lower frequencies to specific outlets thruout the car, maximizing SPL and minimizing distortion, all phased to sould like its coming from the front "stage", don't you guys know anything? that is doubles as a rollbar is just a bonus. chicks really dig crawling around it to make out.
     
  14. 19Fordy
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    Man, You guys are BRUTAL. At least it's not a YUGO!
     
  15. Flipper
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    from Kentucky

    People are actually bidding on it!!!
     
  16. burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    [ QUOTE ]
    Man, You guys are BRUTAL. At least it's not a YUGO!

    [/ QUOTE ]

    No, I'm sorry, this is a lot worse than a yugo.

    You know how much fun a yugo could be?

    If I found one, I'd steal one of those HUGE nitrous tanks from some hippies, install a cheap and dirty over-jetted NAAUWWWWSSSSSSS system, and "drag" race it down my street... just to see how many weeks it takes the streetsweeper to pick up all the little fragments of EASTERN-BLOC drivetrain....

    Then we could take whats left of the car, lift it into a dumpster, set it on fire, and march around chanting pro-democracy slogans...
     
  17. Phil1934
    Joined: Jun 24, 2001
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    It wasn't a coincidence the Yugo plant was bombed the first night we were in Bosnia.
     
  18. they must have sent their revenge via some dude in Oregon...
     

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