Snap-On Body Puller

it's brand spankin NEW. Sperti #612 Pull Jack. I've never seen one, but I'm not a body man (I'm a bondo man). missing the 7' chain that's in the inventory list. this tool is used for straightening bumper brackets, takes diagonal twist from sheet metal panels, pulls fenders, adjusts contours, aligns panels, it's like MAGIC!. + shipping to the lower 48. thanks, mike roman (the junkyard pirate)

 

ok, $93.

 

$91, I can't go any lower cause my kids need shoes.

 

can also be used to take the twist outa your old barn, if you're a HAMB farmer.

 

must not be any old bodymen here.

 

or any farmers

 

or nobody with a twisted something or other.

 

widow lady next doors' been complainin' about her bad back. gonna see if this can fix it.

 

took the twist right out of her. she made a standing appointment for every Wednesday.

 

now taking Chiropractic appointments. please call Dr. Roman at 867 5309.

 

business is good. I now have a mobile office that I set up near any construction site where heavy lifting is involved. I'm getting rich.

 

tryin' to think of a catchy name for the biz. any suggestions?

 

so far the only response I got was Fuck You, in all caps. I don't think that's a good business name. although I am researching to see if it's available in Pennsylvania.

 

Fuck You has been taken. it's owned by some outlaw biker club in N.C Pa. it's copywrited too. state says anytime someone says Fuck You they have to send a nickle to the biker club.

 

wish i'da thought of that.

 

i'm in the process of getting "shut up" copywrited. later i'll post the address on where to send the money.

 

I now own "Shut Up". I am warning you, DO NOT USE THESE WORDS!!! if you do, be aware that you will owe me a nickle. please wait until you use them 20 times so you can just mail me a dollar.

 

just got my first dollar, thanks, Bob.

 

havn't received any more money. either you're cheatin' me or everyones become more polite.

 

overheard some young girls at the mall saying "Shut Up". I showed them my copywrite paper and asked for the money. they told me "Fuck You". now they owe the biker club too.

 

sumthin' tells me this won't be as profitable as I originally thought.

 

I guess Bob is the only honest one here.

 

don't make me sic LeRoy Labouy on you.

 

looks brand new!

 

ok, just to sweeten the deal, i'll throw in 10' of plastic chain.