When recovering from a arm injury, be sure to light your sling on fire at least once with the torch. When removing the drill bit that just went through your finger, don't bother to rotate it counterclockwise. When the motor is just about out of the car and the floor is covered with tranny fluid and newspaper - that is the time to torch off the last bolt. Disregard those bright orange stickers on your garage door that say "release tension on spring before removing" When dropping the trouble light into a puddle of oil, be sure to drop it from at least 2 feet. When your throttle sticks at highway speed, don't turn the key off - just drive until you run out of gas. You'd hate to blow open a brand new muffler. Yikes, it's a wonder we're all still alive!