Johnny Cliche, Standard Speedshop, Ruiner or whatever the hell you want to call him is 28 today. Line up and give the little Punk some shit. Happy Birthday, can blow out that many candles with out the help of the air hose?
What is he hiding from the police? That many different names! I heard he is wanted in Wayland. He has got to take the paddling from all the Kropdusters on his birhtday. Happy Birthday dude.
im NOT touchin his ass scott!!!!!! heres the bday boy with a non inflatable woman! bout time! happy bday bro!!!!
Shit, I totally missed this thread...thanks guys, and I don't mind the spankings, I usually pay extra for that...hehehe...
I just realized I haven't had any birthday cake or ice cream to celebrate...looks like I'm going to the grocery store today...it was a pretty uneventful b-day, but that's ok...
You talk big online Todd, but I know in a month when I'm there in the flesh you'll be trying to grab my ass all weekend...you perv...hehehe
Yeah Todd, you better make sure the ladies down there get some time alone with me, otherwise they're gonna be mad at you until January...
Happy birthday dude... and you must be getting old... you forgot to remove the Dizzy machine from your sig and it's been sold... or is that just a Kockduster's trait?
I can't edit my sig from my phone, and the library is closed when I get home from work...anything else you'd like to whine about?
No doubt it's all downhill from here, but using breeder as an example I can still act immature for at least another 5 or 6 years...now if only I could get away with fondling his employees like he does...hehehe
Hey "Happy B-Day Boy", keep acting imature--eventually you will get old, and they will call you excentric--Party on!
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