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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Germ, Aug 1, 2004.

  1. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    anyone have an SAILOR TATTOOS?
    how about NIPPLE RINGS?

    RAT RODS run faster if you use a JIMMY SHINE shirt as a SEAT COVER instead of a CHOLO blanket....................

    any PINSTRIPED toasters?>
    or is SKRATCH still sick in JAPAN???

    ever seen a ASIAN women PINSTRIPER a PICTURE of your HOUSE on a GRAIN of RICE.....?
    That shit makes VON DUTCH look like DONALD DUCK with TWO missing DEF LEPPARD drummer arms...................

    PUNK ROCK SUCKS
    Spector even said so........
     
  2. old beet
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    Yes,Yes,Yes,Yes,NO,Yes,Yes,Yes,Yes,........I thought you took a powder! Haven't had time to miss you!........OLDBEET
     
  3. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    I came back for a blow job, but it looks like JIM A called in sick today
     
  4. oldchevyseller
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    from mankato mn

    and i thought i was different when i miss my meds, a marine did my tattoo not a sailor, but ....
     

  5. He has a new job......
     
  6. old beet
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    My Merchant Marine papers list me as "Ordinary Seaman" Whats up with that?????........OLDBEET
     
  7. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    You hear what the TWO fags named BRUCE MEYER. and DAVE HILL said to each other when they walked by the CITY MORGUE holding hands on ELTON JOHNS B-day????.....

    Think we would get caught if we went in and had a few STIFF ones..?

    2) Why did JIM A get fired from the GOOD GUYS?

    Because he was on a three way call with michael jackson and they were calling the GROUP "BOYS 2 MEN". thinking it was a delivery service

    3) how could you tell that JIM A was the HEAD man at GOOD GUYS?

    because he had the most dirt on his knees.........

    4) Whats the difference between a GREASER, and a HOODLUM?
    The music PLAYING on the radio in the FORD FALCON while they are giving a STAND UP BASS player BLOW JOB

    5) Whats the difference between PRO STREET and STREET ROD....
    Pro street is when JIM A blows brian setzer in a BMW on melrose with a VON DUTCH rag in his pocket to wipe the man juice out of his teeth.....
    ,
    Street rod, is piece of COCK pin stripped by AUTO ZONE sticker decals that JIM A passes around the winners circle for BEST ZZ TOP paint....

    ((4) Whats DAVE HILL famous for?
    besides fluffing the GEEZERS in the outhouse of the NATIONALS?

    Making the most rediculous ROADSTER out of SHAGS old VW bug
    Then actually finding some HOMO named MARCUS that will shill bid on it, and horse trade it to a ROCKABILLY DORK in a club he founded after , buying cars with FLAT TIRES from some DUDE with 8 personalitys inside his HEAD..........................

    WHERES that HOMO
    with the SHOEBOX that SAYS his CHEECH and CHONG CHOP top,
    is PERFECT?

    I wanted to SALUTE him on the REAR QUARTER WINDOWS, taking the shape of a sideways PIECE of APPLE PIE.......

    metal meat metal to form a TRIANGLE....(tm)
    is the new RAT ROD KUSTOM
    coming soon from the dudes who RUINED the best MAGAZINE ever MADE,
    IRON HORSE..................
     
  8. old beet
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    Metal Meat to form a Triangle??? Sure that wasn't IRON WHORES????????...............OLDBEET
     
  9. oldchevyseller
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    from mankato mn

    i have read these words and look into what they mean....
     

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  10. Dirty2
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    Toooo Funny Yall crack me up !!!!
     
  11. JohnnyB327
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    doesnt that drummer use some kinda pedal to make up for his arm?
     
  12. Germ
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    [ QUOTE ]
    doesnt that drummer use some kinda pedal to make up for his arm?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    yeah and bald guys spray paint their hair on like silly string, which resembles a 70's vagina farmed in MONTANA,,,,
    But that don't make them LESS BALDER!!

    One armed DRUMMERS? are like ROCKABILLY GIRLS without CHERRY TATTOOS..
    They are WORTHLESS.. as BETTIE PAGE on METH

    The only thing a VINTAGE BETTIE HOT ROD FLESH "ANCHOR" needs to know how to do, is WASH DISHES, and carry a GAS CAN 7 miles in the sun with her HOOF CREEPER CLOD HOPPERS,,,,,, she can FETCH shit like a HUMAN roadside service, while I SMOKE weed, play some BOB SEGER and wait for her FAT ASS WALKING VINTAGE CLOTHES RACK to return..........

    Then I will pass her around the HELLFIRE BROTHERHOOD after I sell enough COCAINE to TEENAGE MODELS in dance clubs and 32 ford PARTS to EBAY VACUUMS!
    I need to buy a DISHWASHER MACHINE,
    That doesn't leave the fucking toilet seat down.
    and spill hair dye on my DEAD BOYS records.......

    I will then shop for a RUSSIAN wife from MOSCOW, that doesn't know the diffference between GERMAN SHEPPARD and MINK coats,,,
    I will make sure the LEASH fits around her neck, and she cant speak a CREDIT CARD bill of ENGLISH..................
    She can PAY the LIGHT BILL, and MOP the floor.........for her GREEN VISA......
    And shovel snow while I make her FATHER cry VIA EMAIL.........

    Maybe it;s LIKE a RUDY TRUCK with AIRBAGS?
    or a NEWBIE homo who thinks he has what it takes to SWING for the FENCE of RAT RODS, cause he collected some MAIL TRUCK parts for his "POSE-STER" RUST BOX........


    either WAY.
    CHOPPERS are becoming a GIMMICK, like the IRON CROSS......

    DATELINE.
    HELL

    GERMVONAZI
     
  13. oldchevyseller
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    from mankato mn

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
     

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  14. "High N Dry" and "On Through The Night" ROCK! In fact...I'm goin out to the shop and paint and listen to them now.
     
  15. Germ
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    selling tupperware so your cow can lick your ass might be enough to give you enough balls self destruct for the 300 virgins,,

    I will bury you with beef jerky,
    And HARVESTER will HUMP your CAMEL
     
  16. oldchevyseller
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    i think they are hiring , [​IMG]looking for an editor
     

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  17. Germ
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    yeah I will be the editor, except I'm not WHITE,, oh and when the PULL out happens. at least we still have the button....
    I heard the RED CROSS was going to take back the SAFETY BLANKETS
    The Left are hiding under...?
    maybe we should forgive THE RAT RODDERS for the COMMERCIALISM CLASH of RED RIMS......?

    maybe MTV can spot you some more SEAN PENNS,,
    and the NEXT diet CRAZE.....
    I'd rather have HARD NOSED MARINES standing up doing the WATCH,,,,,

    not some FILM MAKER COMMIE who ate too many containers of SOUR CREAM, and now he REBELS against the WORLD, cause when he PISSES he cant see his DICK......

    HESTON should have SHOT him last year....

    XOXOOXXO

    germ
     
  18. old beet
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    GERMICIDE..(tm)
     
  19. fab32
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    Germ, There are those who say they can't make sense of what you write. I may be crazy but you are making more sense to me everyday.

    Frank
     
  20. JohnnyB327
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    MIKE MOORE SHOULD BE ON TRIAL FOR TREASON!!!!
     
  21. Germ
    Joined: Apr 11, 2001
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    I want to see TOASTERS with WHEELS higher then the BREAD EJECT releaser level.
    What happened to our friend RICKYRACER?
    He found another CAR SHOW to dress up for?
    Maybe he followed the CRAZE and he's HAVING RUDY weld up his WEDDING DRESS so MICHAEL JACKSON can't "BEAT IT" before they get married...

    In one thousand years JIMMY SHINE will take the PLACE of MOSES, when they search for the ARTIFACTS lost in SO-CAL.....
    Maybe THE GOOCH will find them,
    and then KEEP secrets from the other INDIANA JONES guys.
    with the SAME QUEST................

    anyone seen JIM A?
    I need him to iron my PABST shirt for the RAT FINK SHOW

    GERM

    I LOVE YOU
    GERM
     
  22. badpat
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    germ, your dealer is giving the good shit now- no bad taste running down your throat or runny shits an hour later- enjoy it while it lasts- shit that good never stays around fer too long
     
  23. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    not some FILM MAKER COMMIE who ate too many containers of SOUR CREAM, and now he REBELS against the WORLD, cause when he PISSES he cant see his DICK......

    HESTON should have SHOT him last year....



    [/ QUOTE ]

    So you wont be voting for Kerry? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  24. Donzie
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    I knew it wouldn't last. Welcome back to the farm Mr. Germ

    [ QUOTE ]
    Germ, There are those who say they can't make sense of what you write. I may be crazy but you are making more sense to me everyday. Frank

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Frank, there's no "may be" about it, yer crazy. [​IMG]
     
  25. [ QUOTE ]
    I came back for a blow job, but it looks like JIM A called in sick today

    [/ QUOTE ]

    That's cause he was over here at my house... really, he was... last night.

    Sam.
     
  26. Germ
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    well sam I know your WIFE has RESPECT for herself...
    so JIM A is just throwing HIGH SCHOOL hard ons, when he says he LEFT his REEBOKS under your bed?

    or maybe he doesn't want to admit that DUSTIN snuck over there to TAKE his FIRST piece of ASSHOLE to see what it feels like to be a BORED rockstar,,

    He will suck DAVID BOWIE off like MICK JAGGER did,,,

    GERM
     
  27. Germ
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    um NO, i wont be voting for KERRY,
    cause that would be like VOTING for a GUY who does an IMFORMERCIAL at
    3:00 am, trying to sell the WORLD a JUST ADD water kit for instant PEACE..

    oh and also cause he SHOUTS with about as much GLORY and CONVICTION in his VOICE as some LAZY ASS LAWYER, who will just end up putting SALT on the BALLS of MY COUNTRY while his soldiers surrender their weapons when the CATERING TRUCK comes at LUNCH time............

    He might even allow SODEM(tm) HU-INSANE(tm) to come over and join our SOCCER team so AL SHARPTEN can shake his hand............

    A SISSY LEFTY is an OVEN BAKED PIZZA,
    with an unloaded machine gun
    in the corner of a FOOD STORE.............

    Are we really electing,
    a JANITOR to take over,?????
    cause the INTERIOR DESIGNER
    shows STRENGTH.....???

    we dont need a security GUARD,
    doing special forces work,,
    No matter how nice his feathered hair is.........

    BERKELEY is my BABY.
    I will drop it on its head.

    GERM
     
  28. Germ
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    ok cars I'm sorry.
    I was working on some writing tonight and figured I would make some laughs......

    wanna see my chicks hoots?
    again?
     
  29. wes
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    from san diego

    hey germ i sent ya a pm,come online some time so i can talk yblocks...
    wes
     
  30. Germ
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    ok lets talk about y-blocks wes/.
    I dont do the instant message aol thing.
    i never paid the bill
     

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