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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. e1956v
    Joined: Sep 29, 2009
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    When my dad quit drinking the told me "Ya know I never knew how many friends I didn't have until I pulled the beer fridge out of the shop"

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  2. Papas32
    Joined: Feb 18, 2009
    Posts: 126

    Papas32
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    from No.Ia.

    be careful of the toes you step on today, they might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorrow!
     
  3. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    1. a veteran died today

    when some parents said " don't you get smart, some kids listened "
     
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  4. hank100
    Joined: Aug 31, 2010
    Posts: 11

    hank100
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    from san diego

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  5. ckdesigns
    Joined: Jan 21, 2004
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    ckdesigns
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    from Ogden,Utah

    “How you do anything is how you do everything”


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  6. gene-koning
    Joined: Oct 28, 2016
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    You never know how fast you can really run until you've been really scared.
    When your running from a bear, you don't have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun whomever you are with.
    Dirt is for racing. Asphalt is for getting there.
    Speed costs money, how fast do you want to go?
    If you don't want the truth, don't ask. Make up your own little lies like everyone else.

    Rule books at race tracks are interpreted as either: What you can do to the car, or what you can't do to the car. There are always grey areas when building a car. Knowing how they interpret the rules at your track determines which side of the rules the grey areas of your car fall.
    It ain't cheating until you get caught, then it becomes a misinterpretation of the rules.
    Ignorance is a lack of factual information. Stupidity is knowing the facts and still doing it wrong.
    There is a pretty big difference between "stop" and "slow down". Gene
     
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  7. 532r5
    Joined: Jan 4, 2017
    Posts: 42

    532r5

    My wife never knew I was an alcoholic til she saw me sober

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  8. scotts52
    Joined: Apr 7, 2008
    Posts: 2,302

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    Wherever you're at in life is exactly where you're meant to be.
     
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  9. bubba55
    Joined: Feb 27, 2011
    Posts: 353

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    If you can't do what's right - do what's left !
    When my wife was alive her favorite saying to me was
    " If I want anymore crap out of you I'll squeeze your head" then she would tell me she loved me!
     
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  10. 4wd1936
    Joined: Mar 16, 2009
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    from NY

    Another from Sonny Barger "Treat me well, I'll treat you better. Treat me badly, I'll treat you worse". More people should pay attention to this one.
     
  11. weathrmn
    Joined: Apr 15, 2008
    Posts: 310

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    In racing, there are two kinds of people;
    Loosers and Cheaters
     
  12. J. A. Miller
    Joined: Dec 30, 2010
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    J. A. Miller
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    from Central NY

    If I make it through the mattress, I'll see you in the spring!
     
  13. Gambling isn't a problem unless you are losing.
     
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  14. J D Coop
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    Never squat with your spurs on.
     
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  15. atch
    Joined: Sep 3, 2002
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    Back when that was a new or current saying I saw a FED that had lettered on it: "asphalt is for racing, dirt is for growing 'taters."
     
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  16. BJR
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
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    Now that's just funny, I don't care who you are!
     
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  17. Ric Dean
    Joined: Dec 20, 2007
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    Ric Dean
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    from Central NY

    "too soon old, too late smart" my Dad
     
  18. Ric Dean
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    Ric Dean
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    from Central NY

    We are drowning in information and starving for knowledge.
     
  19. Ric Dean
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    Ric Dean
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    from Central NY

    A great deal of learning can be packed into an empty head.
     
  20. alanp561
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    "If it don't fit, don't force it. Get a bigger hammer." Anonymous
     
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  21. Truck64
    Joined: Oct 18, 2015
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    from Ioway

    "Be nice to the people you meet on the way up, because you will meet them again on the way down."
     
  22. "Get 'er done"- some guy from a TV show
     
  23. HellsBells5
    Joined: Sep 19, 2012
    Posts: 67

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    Apparently the Irish have an expression, "happy as Larry". A friend of mine went to Ireland for a while and in a pub after a few ales asked the local next to him, "hey 'scuse me, i hear a lot of you saying, he was as happy as Larry", "who's Larry"? The local looked at him for a few seconds and said "who's Pete for Pete's sake"? The both of them cracked up laughing and shared many more ale's that night.
     
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  24. Boneyard51
    Joined: Dec 10, 2017
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    HB5, I think that’s a good quote in your byline, Bones
     
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  25. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,204

    flatheadpete
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    from Burton, MI

    Over the past few years I've learned to just slow down. Afterall, I don't have time to be in a hurry.
     
  26. Bubba1955
    Joined: Jul 8, 2013
    Posts: 463

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    In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.
     
  27. 59Tele
    Joined: Feb 5, 2016
    Posts: 129

    59Tele

    There's three kinds of people in the world: those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who say "What happened?"
     
  28. mercman@bulldog
    Joined: Mar 16, 2009
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    “Lead, follow, or get out of the way!” - - - 4 star General George Patton.


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  29. Nailhead A-V8
    Joined: Jun 11, 2012
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    Whether you think you can do a thing or think you can't do a thing...you're right - Henry Ford
     
  30. Nailhead A-V8
    Joined: Jun 11, 2012
    Posts: 1,060

    Nailhead A-V8
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    Some quotes from the Marx brothers:
    Religion is the opiate of the masses - Karl Marx
    Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend....inside a dog it's too dark to read - Groucho Marx
    Where ever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you... - Richard Marx
     
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