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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. X-cpe
    Joined: Mar 9, 2018
    Posts: 986

    X-cpe

    My family dinner table as a kid.
     
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  3. MMM1693
    Joined: Feb 8, 2009
    Posts: 504

    MMM1693
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    Yesterday is history
    Tomorrow is a mystery
    Today is a gift, that's why we call it the present
     
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  4. Marty Strode
    Joined: Apr 28, 2011
    Posts: 5,095

    Marty Strode
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    Don't tack weld in area, that you can't reach with a cut off tool.
     
  5. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
    Posts: 5,373

    verde742
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    "I took my bride back to her family, Pa."
    " WHY?"
    "She was a damn VIRGIN !! "
    "Good Son, If'n she wasn't good enuff fer her kin,
    we don't want her in ours."
     
  6. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
    Posts: 5,373

    verde742
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    If you marry outside yer family, yer gonna have problems...
     
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  7. "Never shit where you are going to sleep"
     
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  8. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    verde742
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    Note : To business people,
    NEVER GET YER MEAT, WHERE YA MAKE YER BREAD !!!!

    I was a book keeper for 10 years, and the library wasn't happy with me...

    team work is good, its a way to place blame.
     
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  9. 6sally6
    Joined: Feb 16, 2014
    Posts: 1,236

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    " I'll beat you like a borrowed mule!"
    "I'll drop you like a used rubber!"
    "I'll beat you till you shit.......then I'll beat you fer shitt'in!"
    "I'll slap the taste outta your mouth!"
    "I'll stomp a mud hole in your ass ...and then walk it dry!"
    "You're about as dumb as a box of assholes!"
    "If you don't like it.......you can shove it up your shit chute, sideways!"
    .........From working around a bunch of old welders,boilermakers and ship fitters...........
    6sally6
     
  10. atch
    Joined: Sep 3, 2002
    Posts: 4,500

    atch
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    Similar to "don't get your honey where you get your money."
     
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  11. jnaki
    Joined: Jan 1, 2015
    Posts: 4,780

    jnaki

    “Authentic love does not devalue another human being. Authentic love does not silence, shame, or abuse.”

    Brooke Axtell

    “If you are in a relationship with someone who does not honor or respect you, I want you to know that you are worthy of love. Please reach out for help. Your voice will save you. Let it extend into the night. Let it part the darkness. Let it set you free to know who you truly are. Valuable. Beautiful. Loved…”


    Hello,


    With the pandemic causing different situations for everyone, one needs to step back and re-evaluate what is important for the relationships of the family circle. The above quote was from a speech at the 2015 Grammy Awards Show.

    It hits a nerve with some and for others, just much needed support for such a cause creating the betterment of all.

    Jnaki

    Family relationships should take precedence over anything, without sacrificing the goals.
     
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  12. papajohn
    Joined: Nov 2, 2006
    Posts: 860

    papajohn
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    Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
     
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  13. 59Apachegail
    Joined: Apr 30, 2011
    Posts: 1,337

    59Apachegail
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    from New York

    Don’t let the turkeys get you down.

    There is more than one way to get it done.

    You have only failed when you have given up.
     
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  14. LOU WELLS
    Joined: Jan 24, 2010
    Posts: 1,680

    LOU WELLS
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    from IDAHO

    "The Value Of Every Antique Automobile Is What The Next Person Paid For It"...LMW... 115978938_10158515908618050_7730625354045192455_n.jpg
     
  15. 1ton
    Joined: Dec 3, 2010
    Posts: 382

    1ton
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    "Things that are free are rarely worth it"
     
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  16. Well I’ll be dipped in shit and rolled in cracker crumbs...then deep fried to a golden brown
     
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  17. As a wise man once said, if you don’t eat your meat you can’t have any pudding!, how can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat ?!


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  18. Jrs50
    Joined: Jun 4, 2019
    Posts: 67

    Jrs50
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    I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
     
  19. outagas1961
    Joined: Jul 5, 2020
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    outagas1961

    another "twainisn"...." I'm not ruggedly well but not sick enough to excite the undertaker"
     
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  20. Jrs50
    Joined: Jun 4, 2019
    Posts: 67

    Jrs50
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    This is my own saying,
    People are alot more stupid than I give them credit for
     
  21. rudestude
    Joined: Mar 23, 2016
    Posts: 2,466

    rudestude
    Member

    When you're dead , it's only a problem for the people around you.
    Because you don't know you're dead.
    .........it's kinda the same when your "STUPID"

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  22. Been on every one of my computer monitors for the past 40 years:

    "No problem can withstand the assault of sustained thinking."
    Voltaire
     
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  23. RichFox
    Joined: Dec 3, 2006
    Posts: 9,948

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    At the end of my working life, I was a lead mechanic at a large machine shop. Once a month we would have a safety meeting. This month it was finger safety. Phillip Wu was in my group. Phil learned the trade in China. He was missing 2 fingers from one hand and 3 from the other. So at the end of the movie I asked Phil if he could add anything to what we saw. Phil looked me straight in the eye and said "Any man who works ten year, And have ten finger. Fucking off." I wanted to post that on the wall. but management wouldn't let me.
     
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  24. The Shift Wizard
    Joined: Jan 10, 2017
    Posts: 2,053

    The Shift Wizard
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    "At the moment of truth, there are either reasons or results."
    "If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it’s an outstanding landing."
    "You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't, you do the next best thing. You back up but you don't give up."
    .........
    Chuck Yeager
     
  25. The Shift Wizard
    Joined: Jan 10, 2017
    Posts: 2,053

    The Shift Wizard
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    My big brother brought these home from school.............
    "Just because your head comes to a point, that doesn't mean you're sharp."
    "Just because you run around in circles, that doesn't mean you're a big wheel."
    "Just because you have holes in your head, that doesn't mean you're a big cheese."
     
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  26. woodsnwater
    Joined: Apr 4, 2016
    Posts: 404

    woodsnwater
    Member
    from North Al.

    It could be worse... you could be Jake, from State Farm.
     
  27. Rusty O'Toole
    Joined: Sep 17, 2006
    Posts: 9,271

    Rusty O'Toole
    Member

    It always paid off - some good life advice
     
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  28. 210superair
    Joined: Jun 23, 2020
    Posts: 180

    210superair
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    Winston Churchill has a bunch of great quotes. Probably the best for hot rodders is "courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm."

    But my favorite is this one:

    Lady Astor: "Sir, I believe if I were married to you, I would poison your tea."

    Churchill: "Madame, I believe if I were married to you, I would drink it."
     
  29. 210superair
    Joined: Jun 23, 2020
    Posts: 180

    210superair
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    LOL, when I was trying to do something I shouldn't bother with my dad used to tell me "boy, stickin a handful of feathers up your butt don't make you a chicken. .."
     
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  30. Looks like she was shot at and missed....shit at and hit!
     
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