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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. davidvillajr
    Joined: Apr 4, 2005
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    "Complexity can be a trap." Paul Desmond.

    I think about this a LOT in my own sax playing and in music AND life.

    The full quote: "Complexity can be a trap. You can have a ball developing a phrase, inverting it, playing it in different keys and times and all. But it's really more introspective than communicative. Like a crossword puzzle compared to a poem."
     
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  2. Moselli
    Joined: Feb 16, 2009
    Posts: 95

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    “Birthdays are the gift that don’t need to be unwrapped” - Moselli
     
  3. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    NEVER UNDER ESTIMATE A COMFORTABLE TOILET SEAT..
     
  4. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    always marry a girl with small hands ......

    IF IT WERE N'T FOR BAD LUCK,,
    I WOULD HAVE NO LUCK AT ALL
     
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  5. " Boy, I'm going to get after you like thunder gets after lighting "
    Festus Hagen
     
  6. Sting Ray
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    "Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise." Ted Turner
     
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  7. Sting Ray
    Joined: Mar 24, 2012
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    If you're going through hell ... keep going!
     
  8. I got that on a shirt

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  9. verde742
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    Each day is a gift, that’s why they call it the present
     
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  10. Deuced Up!
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    The personal quote I live by: "It can't be that hard, I have seen the people who do it!"

    Sent from my SM-G970U using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  11. seb fontana
    Joined: Sep 1, 2005
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    from ct

    I'm going to Hell from looking at your avatar..
     
  12. Thor1
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    I think I have seen this one in a HAMBer's signature somewhere, and I think it's a good one -

    "It ain't as easy as I make it look."

    I have been doing a bunch of hardcore manual labor around the house for the last week or so, building a deck and generally lifting stuff that is way too heavy for one guy to do alone by himself. So for the last week, at the end of each day and then again in the morning of the following day, I have been feeling like I have been run over by a truck :rolleyes::confused::eek:. When I come shambling out of the bedroom each morning walking like the Swamp Thing, my wife will ask me how I am feeling...and most days I tell her this - "Getting old ain't for sissies!"

    Man, I'm getting old...
     
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  13. jockeyshift41
    Joined: Mar 23, 2020
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    from Florida

    We’ve been doing so much with so little for so long that we can now do anything with nothing in no time.


    Sent from my iPhone using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  14. clem
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    my version, - that I’ve lived by for years is......”it’s easier than I make it look, - but it’s not easy to make it look this difficult”.
     
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  15. Rusty O'Toole
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    Everybody turns into an asshole when they get drunk.
     
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  16. Sting Ray
    Joined: Mar 24, 2012
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    I thought I made a mistake once but then I found out I was wrong.
     
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  17. J. A. Miller
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    from Central NY

    I feel like I was shot at and missed.... shit at and hit!
     
  18. ramblin dan
    Joined: Apr 16, 2018
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    If you don't do stupid things when your young you will have nothing to smile about when your older.
     
  19. atch
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    ...no wonder I'm smiling 'most all the time.
     
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  20. woodbutcher
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    :D See my signature:rolleyes::p.
    Good luck.Have fun.Be safe.
    Leo
     
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  21. 48ford
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    The impossible just takes a little longer
     
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  22. verde742
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    waitress come running over, "Anybody know CPR"?
    I said YEAH, I know the whole Alphabet,
    We ALL laughed and laughed, >>>>. Well, ALL but ONE guy !!!!!
     
  23. Deuced Up!
    Joined: Feb 8, 2008
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    Deuced Up!
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    My HAMB Signature:
    "Get in high and hold it till you run out of gas, track or sack!"

    Sent from my SM-G970U using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
  24. seb fontana
    Joined: Sep 1, 2005
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    seb fontana
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    from ct

    If you can't swim don't jump in. In my case if I ended up "in" I'd have to sink to the bottom and walk out.
     
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  25. Driver50x
    Joined: May 5, 2014
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    “He who eats the fastest gets the mostest” My grandpa.
     
  26. Rusty O'Toole
    Joined: Sep 17, 2006
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    Rusty O'Toole
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    Ain't we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town? - Mark Twain
     
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  27. verde742
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    THE LONGER THE MARRIAGE, the shorter the kiss.

    If a guy opens the car door for a woman, Its either a new car, Or a new woman.....?
     
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  28. verde742
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    If your chasing a dog, please let it be a canine...
     
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  29. enloe
    Joined: May 10, 2006
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    from east , tn.

    The way I am feeling.
    "I feel like I have been eaten by a coyote and shit off of a cliff"
     
  30. Rusty O'Toole
    Joined: Sep 17, 2006
    Posts: 9,271

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    I used to wish I had a normal family instead of a bunch of lying thieving backstabbing bastards. Then I found out that was a normal family.
     

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