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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. jaxx
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    you can push a garage door 200 mph with enough horse power
     
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  2. BJR
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    Life's a bitch......... and then you die!
     
  3. Jokester
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
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    pearls of wisdom that may help we mechanics and hotrodders.

    The necessity of invention is a mother
     
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  4. jimmy six
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    He who DIES with the most toys is DEAD.

    but he who LIVES with most toys has a lot better time than the dead guy.
     
  5. OLSKOOL57
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    “ The Easiest Way To Be Unsuccessful Is Trying To Please Everyone “
     
  6. OLSKOOL57
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    “Tell Them What They Need To Hear Not What They Want To Hear”
     
  7. Harms Way
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    " NEVER LOVE ANYTHING, THAT CAN'T LOVE YOU BACK "
     
  8. verde742
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    ask Gramps : What they did before the internet?
    My 10 siblings didn't know either !

    O, sorry, I could have done that....

    When in doubt, keep asking people, till you find one that agrees with you...

    Can I get you anything before I sit down?


    I knew girls were different, I just didn't know what for ?
     
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  9. Here is one about the F-101 Voodoo that I flew and loved.
    "You can put two afterburners on a shithouse and make it go supersonic".
    Bob
     
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  10. Truckdoctor Andy
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    It’s better to be dead and cool, than alive and uncool. Movie, “Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man”.


    Sent from my iPhone using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
  11. verde742
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    overheard at Barrett-Jackson: Wow! I haven't had sex like that, since I was an alter-boy. !!!
    .
    He don't know nuthin' about nuthin'
    MY CHILDHOOD ? I wasn't poor enuff , to become rich and famous.
    The law of supply and demand determines prices.....
    Big girl, bigpussy, little girl, Allpussy.....
    I am so tired , I can't sleep..

    That restaurant is SO busy, no one goes there any more...
     
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  12. I tell this to other cancer patients that I talk to:

    Never give up, you may die, but never give up
     
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  13. 28 Ford PU
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    from Upstate NY

    When someone asks me what are ya doing today.

    I reply, just making memories.


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  14. Rich S.
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  15. RIP IN NIKI LAUDA , sad news...
     
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  16. 03GMCSonoma
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    I always heard your first saying just a little different. "You don't have time to do it right but you always have time to do it over."
     
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  17. Boneyard51
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    I read an excellent quote from X-cpe yesterday and thought I’d give this thread a boost.
    “ If you don’t have what it takes.....take what you got. Pertty good quote!





    Bones
     
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  18. 55Belairretrorod
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    That's a little like "Run what you brung. If you don't win you didn't bring enough".
     
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  19. verde742
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    Its not the size of a dog in a fight, Its the size of the fight in the dog...

    KEEP GETTING OPINIONS, TILL YOU GET ONE , YOU CAN LIVE WITH....

    Let he without oil, cast the first rod........compression 8. 7:1

    My wife and I never argue, we discuss !! I have let her win most discussions.

    Even a broken clock is right twice a day...

    Even a blind chicken will eventually find a kernel of corn....

    I just hated it when my dream doesn't fit the size of my garage....

    don't run your head into a concrete wall hoping to find a weak spot...

    didn't see No U-haul behind his casket ...
     
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  20. quick85
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    "I like ice cream. Put some in my pants."
     
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  21. X-cpe
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    How do I feel? Just like I did the day after yesterday.
     
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  22. bobw
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    He's too busy doing nothing to do something.
     
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  23. 6sally6
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    "Can't".........never did do nothing! (Thanks Dad)
     
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  24. TCM, I’m watching that too.
     
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  25. You can put a dress on a pig...... But it's still a pig! = cars, buildings, women....... You'll get it......
     
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  26. I use that line all the time with different inflections, as a running gag when my son tells me to take it easy, let him do it, and otherwise interfering with my drive to go full out 'till I drop. He is easy, he always laughs.
    I was busy today, and forgot that it was on. I like all the old movies.
    Bob
     
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  27. "Anyone who says they can see through women is missing a lot."........ Groucho Marx
    "Have you ever noticed that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster is a maniac."........George Carlin
    “I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.” ......Steven Wright
    "I couldn't repair your brakes so I made your horn louder.".......Steven Wright
    “The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese.” ....Steven Wright
     
  28. "I plan on being spontaneous tomorrow"........?
     
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  29. Crocodile
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    I watched a video of a combine that had a collision with a passenger car, and the deputy's comment has been quoted many times by me. " In my experience, the vehicle with the most lug nuts usually wins in a collision".
    When using my hauler truck (a f700 with a 40 foot gooseneck), when someone at a four way doesn't want to go at their turn, I will say, "I guess we own the right of way, we have the most lug nuts and will win".
     
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