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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. Slopok
    Joined: Jan 30, 2012
    Posts: 2,614


    "The difference between a Dog and a Fox is 3 drinks!"
  2. Shutter Speed
    Joined: Feb 2, 2017
    Posts: 874

    Shutter Speed

    Hard tellin not knowin.
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  3. From Jerry Lee Louis, "A two at ten, is a ten at two".
    from "All the Girls Get Prettier at Closing Time"
    I have the song on a tape, but I couldn't find it on youtube

    I love the lyrics, because there is so much truth in them.
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  4. WB69
    Joined: Dec 7, 2008
    Posts: 1,545


    Didn't read through all the pages so this may have been already posted. My dad used to use the phrase, " well that's shinier than a diamond in a pig's ass". It always got kind of a confused look in return.
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  5. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
    Posts: 5,530

    1. a veteran died today

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drin.......
    O WAIT, you can suck on his ass and fool your friends...... for a while....
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  6. The German way of doing things: If it jambs, force it, if it breaks, it was weak and needed replacing anyway.”

    Sent from my iPhone using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
  7. jetnow1
    Joined: Jan 30, 2008
    Posts: 1,733

    from CT
    1. A-D Truckers

    Can't see it from my house Ex FIL when building houses.
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  8. 532r5
    Joined: Jan 4, 2017
    Posts: 41


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  9. GearheadsQCE
    Joined: Mar 23, 2011
    Posts: 2,709


    You mean Guten Tite
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  10. poncho catalina
    Joined: Sep 22, 2008
    Posts: 74

    poncho catalina
    from summit il

    Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let’s go. We’re burning daylight……. The Duke

    When you make a little mistake, such as a chip or a scratch or a gap is just not right……The smart ones won’t look and the dumb ones will not know the difference
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  11. '51 Norm
    Joined: Dec 6, 2010
    Posts: 723

    '51 Norm
    from colorado

    Putty comes in all sizes.
    Hank Wilson
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  12. Dave Mc
    Joined: Mar 8, 2011
    Posts: 2,108

    Dave Mc

    I always thought " GudenTite " was the German word for Virgin
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  13. gas & guns
    Joined: Feb 6, 2014
    Posts: 370

    gas & guns

    I had a great uncle in his 90s. He would visit the shop quite often.
    I would always greet him with "What do you know today?"
    He'd say, "It takes a big cat to weigh a ton."
    Or "All around a hogs ass is pork."
    He had so many I can't remember .
    One time it was raining buckets. He pulled up in his Caddie and parked about 20 ft. from the door. He moved pretty slow, so by the time he made it in he was soaked like he fell in a ditch. I held the door open for him. Rain was still running off his hat in a steady stream. He looks up at me and says, "Its a damn good thing the rooms inside today." Then he'd buy his 2 packs of Phillip Morris commanders (non filter) and leave.
    He'd say sucking tobacco through a filter was like sucking tittie through a shirt.
  14. j3harleys
    Joined: May 12, 2010
    Posts: 885


    Try Mickey Gilley and you will find it
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  15. j3harleys
    Joined: May 12, 2010
    Posts: 885


    I used to say It takes a big dog to weigh ton to my nieces and nephews since they were little kids, now most of them are in their 50's now, and every time I see them now they still ask me what I know. I still give them the same answer we both get a chuckle out of it.
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  16. pragmatist
    Joined: Jul 5, 2010
    Posts: 45


    I want to say this to every news reporter ever.

    If you think anyone gives a rat's ass how you feel you're not thinkin!
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  17. I checked it out, and it is the same song, and most likely the right singer. I love that song. Funny, yet deeply philosophical, particularly on the day after St Paddy's day.
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  18. 30dodge
    Joined: Jan 3, 2007
    Posts: 450

    from Pahrump nv

    Teenagers - - The end of the world as we know it.
  19. Side note: Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley are cousins, they often sing the same songs and have similar voices. Jimmy Swaggart the tv preacher was also a singer and cousin to both. Back to hot rods and customs now.

    Sent from my SM-J727T1 using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
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  20. vintage44
    Joined: Dec 27, 2007
    Posts: 280

    from NY
    1. New York H.A.M.B.ers

    If you marry outside the family you're gonna have trouble! - Terry Bradshaw
    Never rub another man's rhubarb. - The Joker
    Keep your powder dry. - Me
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  21. Inked Monkey
    Joined: Apr 19, 2011
    Posts: 1,826

    Inked Monkey

    It's better to have and not need than to need and not have.
  22. F.O.G
    Joined: Oct 31, 2006
    Posts: 259

    from Pacific,Mo

    "Let those who don't want any have memories of not getting any"
    Brother Dave Gardner
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  23. oldiron 440
    Joined: Dec 12, 2018
    Posts: 1,844

    oldiron 440

    I had an employee tell me this just before I pushed his tool box out of my shop.

    Butt holes and opinions have three things in common.
    1 everyone has one
    2 some stink
    3 some are just full of shit

    We were having a discussion about him coming to work an hour late three days that week.
  24. deathrowdave
    Joined: May 27, 2014
    Posts: 2,422

    from NKy

    Someone once ask me where I attended college . My answer was “ State Pen, graduated as a BMF “ He just shook his head and walked off talking to himself .
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  25. X-cpe
    Joined: Mar 9, 2018
    Posts: 1,079


    Another version of that is, "I went home at 2:00 with a ten and woke up at 10:00 with a two."
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  26. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
    Posts: 5,530

    1. a veteran died today

    I just HAD to be smarter when I was younger.....:rolleyes:

    I seemed to know EVERYTHING then......:)
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  27. trollst
    Joined: Jan 27, 2012
    Posts: 1,951


    Finer than frogs hair....
    Blacker than the inside of a cow....
    More chins than a chinese phone book.
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  28. The favourite expression back in the early 70s of an air force friend from Freer TX was,
    "Man, she has a face that would make a freight train take a dirt road".
  29. vintage44
    Joined: Dec 27, 2007
    Posts: 280

    from NY
    1. New York H.A.M.B.ers

    Always tell the truth - even if it's a lie.
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  30. Thor1
    Joined: Jun 6, 2005
    Posts: 1,556


    The way that I have heard this one is: "Always tell the truth, that way you don't have to try and remember what you said".

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