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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. Moon50F3
    Joined: Sep 18, 2014
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    from Mesa, AZ

  2. Heard one at a local cruise; This lady was looking at my old 34 coupe and she says to her husband. "I like this one because it doesn't have all that extra chrome crap all over it".
    Made my day. 34atpharmacy.jpg
     
  3. jeepster
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    from wisconsin

    "Aim low, and achieve"
     
  4. Ned Ludd
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    I heard it a lot in my students days: scoring 7% above the pass rate and saying, "Damn! I worked 7% too hard!"
     
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  5. 1934coupe
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    "If you can't afford it don't do it" "cheap is just that". Pasquale Linguine

    Pat
     
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  6. Boneyard51
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    ”You cannot invade the mainlandUnited States. There will be a rifle behind each blade of grass.” Isoroku Yamamoto
    The man behind the bombing of Pearl Harbor.
     
  7. philly the greek
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    from so . cal.

    " If a smart man does a dumb thing ,, it's still a dumb thing."
     
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  8. Chappy444
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    "If you can't explain it simply, you dont understand it well enough."
    Einstein (I think)
     
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  9. john worden
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    from iowa

    "If You Don't Like The Smoke Don't Monkey With My Gun" from Pistol Packin' Papa
    Written by Jimmie Rodgers and Waldo O'Neal
    Sung really well by Hank Snow
     
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  10. oldpl8s
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    Never loan your wife, your car or your gun, and if you do loan them in that order...
     
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  11. kbgreen
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    "I think there is a fine line sometimes between really smart guys and guys that say Hold my beer and watch this!"
    circa 12/6/2018 by Fuzzface
     
  12. wicarnut
    Joined: Oct 29, 2009
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    From my trade, "AttaBoy"! Remember 1 "Oh Shit"wipes out 10 "Attaboys". From my open wheel racing days, "Hero or Asshole" Hero, when you get away with a high risk bold move in/around traffic, more likely result, trip over fence out of park and everyone thinks, dumb ass, did he really think that move was going to work. "Real Brave", right next door to "Real Stupid". There are Bold drivers and Old drivers, very few Old Bold drivers. "Best seat in the house" view from drivers seat driving a race car no matter what position your're in, 100/1000 times better than the pits or grandstand" advice given to me from an Old Racer ( a very good successful driver, became a mentor)) that survived pre roll bar days. He would mention "Be Patient" it will come, as my effort/enthusiasm was surpassing my talent level/experience in the beginning. LOL Some of my favorites, " How is he still alive, has his head up his ass always " " I think he pulls helmet strap too tight and his brain goes dead" " "Drive it in deeper"usually from an expert (bleacher creature) with a beer in hand. The 3 things needed to win races/championships, a Hero (real good/smart driver) a Rich guy (racing costs $$$) a Smart guy ( crew chief type that actually understands racing ) This last statement is Very True, you can get close with any 2 out of 3, but it takes all 3 to get it done
     
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  13. Canus
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    A quote from my grandfather. "From the neck down is a dollar a day. From the neck up is unlimited." Found this to be accurate.
     
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  14. X-cpe
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    Don't argue with a fool, idiot, etc. They will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
     
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  15. fuzzface
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    My dad. Money does no good unless you spend it.
     
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  16. slowmotion
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    Wicarnut reminded me of one I heard in the pits (dirt roundy) not long ago. "He ran out of talent somewhere just past the flagman's stand.." :D


    "Money doesn't matter, until you don't have any."-Me
     
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  17. Ned Ludd
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    And by extension: freedom does no good unless you spend it, by making choices.
     
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  18. 532r5
    Joined: Jan 4, 2017
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    Dad used to say, if you have more than $20.00 dollars in your pocket when you die you mismanaged your budget

    Sent from my SM-G965U using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  19. Truck64
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    from Ioway

    "At my age, I don't even like to buy green bananas."

    Bob Hope
     
  20. Boneyard51
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    I was at my local drinking hole talking to a fiend, our discussion got around to “ the details and order of stuff”. After some talk he gave an example of the importantance of order. He said there quite a difference in saying “ I spent 4 years at Penn State” and “ I spent 4 years at State Pen”..... I guess he is right! Thought I share that jewel!



    Bones
     
  21. As a wise man once said “Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you “


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  22. Casey Riley
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    from Minnesota

    " Never underestimate how wrong you can be"
     
  23. 6sally6
    Joined: Feb 16, 2014
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    "Abe Lincoln once said..'all men are created equal'...... He obviously never went to a nude beach!"
    Rodney Dangerfield

    "If at first you don't succeed, keep on suck'in til you do suck seed"
    My Dad
     
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  24. Did you swap that on purpose? It kind of fits the current times.:)
     
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  25. Not if they come by way of California. ;)
     
  26. verde742
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    I want to be as wealthy as that guy with the truck load of turf,,,
    He sends his lawn out to have it mowed...
     
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  27. Sod Buster
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    Beat to fit paint to match.
     
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  28. Sorry, I’ve only heard that quote once and I can’t always remember correctly.


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  29. No apology needed. I thought it was a clever take on our me first generation.
    JFK's inaugural address, one of the better 20th century speeches.
     
  30. That is the kind of statement I would expect when talking to a fiend. :)
    Bob
     

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