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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. JebNY
    Joined: Dec 2, 2009
    Posts: 13

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    Not sure if these have been posted.

    Changes is inevitable
    Progress is optional

    "It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one spelling of a word"
     
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  2. foolthrottle
    Joined: Oct 14, 2005
    Posts: 1,108

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    life's short; then you die
     
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  3. ramblin dan
    Joined: Apr 16, 2018
    Posts: 2,385

    ramblin dan

  4. BJR
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 6,778

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    Fat chicks need louvin too!:p
     
  5. Truck64
    Joined: Oct 18, 2015
    Posts: 4,366

    Truck64
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    from Ioway

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  6. ''Its ALL pink on the inside"
     
  7. 532r5
    Joined: Jan 4, 2017
    Posts: 41

    532r5

    Just roll em in flour and look for the wet spot

    Sent from my SM-G965U using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
     
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  8. Old6rodder
    Joined: Jun 20, 2006
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    1. HA/GR owners group

    It all comes out brown at the end.
     
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  9. shooeytim
    Joined: Dec 10, 2014
    Posts: 5

    shooeytim

    " Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice" Henry Ford
     
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  10. shooeytim
    Joined: Dec 10, 2014
    Posts: 5

    shooeytim

    Is a pig's pecker pork?
     
  11. weathrmn
    Joined: Apr 15, 2008
    Posts: 309

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    He aint acting right today, he jumped a tooth

    I can't figure out if he's runnin too far advanced or too far retarded
     
  12. Retrorod
    Joined: Jan 25, 2006
    Posts: 2,027

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    Cary Grant from the old '30s movie "Holiday"......when his character had to make a difficult decision.....

    "When I find myself in a position like this, I ask myself what would General Motors do? And then I do the opposite!"
     
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  13. GuyW
    Joined: Feb 23, 2007
    Posts: 555

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    People in Hell want ice water, too.
     
  14. BJR
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 6,778

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    When arguing with a crazy person, make sure he is not doing the same.
     
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  15. oldpl8s
    Joined: Apr 11, 2007
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    for my boss who likes stats on everything: figures lie and liars figure
     
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  16. GuyW
    Joined: Feb 23, 2007
    Posts: 555

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    Use it Up, Wear It Out, Make it Do or Do Without!

    Pain is weakness leaving the body
     
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  17. X-cpe
    Joined: Mar 9, 2018
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    X-cpe

    There are liars, damn liars ,then statisticians.
     
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  18. oldpl8s
    Joined: Apr 11, 2007
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    Einstein said: “If I had an hour to solve a problem, I’d spend 55 minutes thinking about the problem and 5 minutes thinking about solutions.”
     
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  19. X-cpe
    Joined: Mar 9, 2018
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    X-cpe

    If a woman says "what", it's not that she didn't understand you, she is just giving you a chance to
    re-think your statement. T-shirt at the beach.
     
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  20. sevenhills1952
    Joined: Mar 14, 2018
    Posts: 954

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    "Nip it, nip it in the bud"...Don Knotts
     
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  21. I heard this said by an older gent to a younger fellow who was getting puffed up and ready to fight about some sort of issue.......
    "Boy! You might have the RPM but you ain't got the torque."
     
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  22. Dave Mc
    Joined: Mar 8, 2011
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    " to argue with a Fool , Proves there are two "

    " I never finish anythi
     
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  23. CA. 280
    Joined: Jan 8, 2010
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    Wisdom from my father; "if you get into a fight with your wife, be sure you have the last word. Your right"
     
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  24. Wisdom from my father 'if you would have put it down her throat, none of this would have happened!"
     
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  25. Truck64
    Joined: Oct 18, 2015
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    from Ioway

    "Fine!!" .... really isn't.
     
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  26. She attracted more blokes than flies on a turd!
     
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  27. Donut Dave
    Joined: Jul 9, 2007
    Posts: 369

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    Why would you pay $20 for a part when you build it for $200!!!
     
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  28. fullhouse296
    Joined: Jan 30, 2009
    Posts: 391

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    from Australia

    Two tits ,a hole and a heartbeat and sometimes ,not even a heartbeat !
     
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  29. X-cpe
    Joined: Mar 9, 2018
    Posts: 1,081

    X-cpe

    "Is this good enough?" Students (or anyone else) when they know their effort isn't up to par but they are hoping to skate.
     
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  30. verde742
    Joined: Aug 11, 2010
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    1. a veteran died today

    I am always amazed at how much I get done between my morning nap, and my afternoon nap...
     
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