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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Boneyard51, Apr 2, 2018.

  1. Ebbspeed
    Joined: May 7, 2007
    Posts: 85


    Put brain in gear before engaging mouth.
  2. flyboy89
    Joined: Oct 6, 2010
    Posts: 416

    from So. Cal.

    I'm not one to say "I told you so", but, I told you so!
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  3. CA. 280
    Joined: Jan 8, 2010
    Posts: 220

    CA. 280

    " You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think"
  4. alchemy
    Joined: Sep 27, 2002
    Posts: 16,566


    You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him shrink.
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  5. As a wise man once said “it’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll “

    Sent from my iPhone using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
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  6. F.O.G
    Joined: Oct 31, 2006
    Posts: 259

    from Pacific,Mo

    "Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?"
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  7. redidbull
    Joined: Oct 17, 2013
    Posts: 26

    from Ct

    I am not sure if this has been said but my Dad used to say:
    "The emptiest drum makes the loudest noise".
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  8. Casey Riley
    Joined: Jun 27, 2018
    Posts: 493

    Casey Riley
    from Minnesota

    "Anything worth doing is worth overdoing".
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  9. F.O.G
    Joined: Oct 31, 2006
    Posts: 259

    from Pacific,Mo

    "If you ran off at your ass like you do at your mouth you would shit yourself to death"
    " Don't say FUCK in front of the K-I-D-S"

    Courtesy of the late Dennis Bruce "Monk" Webster
  10. hotrod1948
    Joined: Jan 17, 2011
    Posts: 472

    from Milton, WI

    When someone asks for something you're not going to do or give them, I usually respond by saying "Yea and I want to be taller!"
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  11. Hemi Joel
    Joined: May 4, 2007
    Posts: 933

    Hemi Joel
    from Minnesota

    On a sign hanging above a gigantic, ancient steam engine at Rollag, MN: "Yet there are soulless men whose hand and brain tear down what time will never give again."

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  12. pitman
    Joined: May 14, 2006
    Posts: 5,036


    The Mainer, who won the lottery.
    "Just figured I'd keep buildin' boats,
    (his trade) till the money ran out!"
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  13. John Starr
    Joined: Sep 14, 2016
    Posts: 111

    John Starr

    "Nobody has the time to do it right, but everybody seems to have the time to do it over again."
  14. "there's no seatbelts in hell" Hot Rod Jimmy
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  15. sevenhills1952
    Joined: Mar 14, 2018
    Posts: 954


    Friend while hunting in woods said
    "Woodpecker peckin' on a knotty pine;
    I see his pecker but he can't see mine".

    Sent from my SM-S320VL using Tapatalk
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  16. foolthrottle
    Joined: Oct 14, 2005
    Posts: 1,108


    referring to someone as not to smart "he don't know if its bored or punched" or pissed off "over torqued" What? you never heard those? you must be under 75
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  17. dan31
    Joined: Jul 3, 2011
    Posts: 1,065


    Fixing problems that you didn't know that existed in ways you can't understand. The heat of the meat is proportionally equally to ,but never greater than the sum of the dangle of the angle.
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  18. BJR
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 6,797


    If the mass of the ass remains constant!
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  19. As a wise man once said “ if you see a sign that says “ say no to crack “ and reminds you to pull up your pants, you might be a red neck “

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  20. My brother likes to "fix shit till its broke"
  21. 59Tele
    Joined: Feb 5, 2016
    Posts: 129


    You can lead a guitar to water but you can't tuna fish sandwich.

    Two wrongs don't make a right. Three do.
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  22. 59Tele
    Joined: Feb 5, 2016
    Posts: 129


    Divided by the torque of the pork. Math is HARD!- Barbie
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  23. Boneyard51
    Joined: Dec 10, 2017
    Posts: 4,848


    Two wrongs don’t make a right..... but three lefts do! Bones
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  24. oj
    Joined: Jul 27, 2008
    Posts: 6,257


    'Never back up an inch more than you have to, no good ever comes from it'
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  25. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
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  26. There's never enough time to do it right, but always enough time to do it over.
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  27. neccessity is a mother.
  28. Rusty O'Toole
    Joined: Sep 17, 2006
    Posts: 9,473

    Rusty O'Toole

    Advertising: Persuading people to buy things they don't need with money they don't have to impress people they don't like.
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  29. I'll tell you what.
    I just did.
  30. 532r5
    Joined: Jan 4, 2017
    Posts: 42


    In the winter you can always put more clothes on. In the summer you can only take so much off.

    Sent from my SM-G930V using The H.A.M.B. mobile app
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