I had one of the worst weekends of my life and was feeling like shit today and I have to say.... I JUST SHIT MYSELF! LOL!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE HAMB!! THANKS EVERYONE!! I just have to remember not to read funny shit like this when I'm at work! Especially when I'm in a room full of people I'm trying to convince I'm working hard! This thread is great! Keep it going!!
- Germ and Marcus and the cheese grater incident. - When "The Duke" first registered, he and Germ had some epic battles. - Recently, when some imposter posted under Germs login, it was pretty funny to see everyone acting like a bunch of horny schoolgirls because they thought Germ was back!! - I'm not sure who posted this, but it was in response to a post about someone running their car at the drag strip for the first time:
Why do people still mimmick Jack? He's another False Idol fallen off to the wayside, probably lost in Montana riding shotgun (with a shotgun) in a '64 Caddy (with a stuck oil drainplug) with that fella who tattoed the name of his magazine on his knuckles and sent Dong shots to members' girlfriends. You should all be feeling the guilt of driving him over the edge with all this Hero Worship, goddammit. Fame is a heavy burden...
Yo, back the truck up... I'm not mimmicking him, just trying to answer the guy's repeated question with a insightful little humor.... you do remember what humor is don't you? Alright...I won't ever do it again. My caps lock button is off limits.
You don't need to hit the archives for hilarious. We've got a good one running now. http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=119445 It starts with Nads, turns to gay dog love, and ends with Fatal Attraction. Who could ask for more?
That was my "black" humor. Sorry, truck's backed up. Anyway, if someone needs to ask, they don't need to know. Had to be there.
Awe shit NADS!!! And I only had two more sessions of therapy left. Here goes another years worth. I'm billing you for it too...
It was an 'homage' to a picture that germ had taken of The Harvester of Bondo. No good can come from this borderline gayness. I know germ was a bag of wind and mud was a 4wheeler to his core, but by God that tag team was a slayer. And Zenor's had me in stitches on more than a few occassions.
well, im just a late bloomer..wasnt around a computer much way back in 03 matters not.. i found the HAMB and the HAMB is good!!!! you right i dont need to know ..everyone was just talkin about him so i thought id ask. .i know now what the score is anyway..but i liked the funny answers way better!!! theres some funny damn folks on here!!!!!
That's no shit! We used to kick eachother's ass all over the board! It was one burn after another. It was awesome! I miss those days sometimes. GERM was definately intertaining. Nads has always been funny. Some of the guys that used to be on here were hilarious. ps. I still miss the El Mosquito! monkey
No wonder bodywork is so hard in Florida,imagine the time it'd take just wipin all the buttcheek prints off every panel...
nothin against ol' mike, but it fuckin killed me when somebody photochopped it into "el tortuga." THAT's a picture i wish i had.
It should be in the tech-o-matic..... funny shit for sure.... I always like it when Gracie and the girls get to slam some chick that want s votes for some pinup contest....
Anyone here remember the "Mystery photo" MUD posted? Anyone remember what the "mystery item" was in the pix?
Yup, that's the one... Is anybody brave enough to sport this as an actual drag plate? Or better yet, on their chest? I feel an elaborate joke coming on...
DAMN!!!! It's been a long time since I've see the El Mosquito! I love that thing! Sweet ass picture! Thanks for the post! monkey
Or the picture of the Harvester of Bondo "tucking", and they were gonna show it to George Barris and tell him it was picture of Germ's girlfriend? Hahahahaha.
For the Germ groupies.....and those who wonder... http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/search.php?searchid=843857&pp=25&page=20 Mutt
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