ot ..funniest stuff on the HAMB

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The thread was deleted. Someone reposted the photo a while ago though. I wish I still had it.

 

Ha ha ..some great memories here but the thread that made me laugh was somethin like"stupid things that car guys do?"...man I read that while on coarse at work and nearly got booted out of the class lol,I remember I printed copies of the whole thread and passed them out to car guys who didnt have computers...anyone know if it's still around??

 

BWAHAHAHA! I'm dying!

 

Ya and what was weird was that NO ONE asked if they were TRADITIONAL.

 

Maybe I should leave an older thread, but I have DIED on some of the old expressions in the thread, "Hot Rod Sayings" ! e.g., "NICE car! Did it come with shower curtains?"

 

To which I would add Pork&Beaner's:

"If ya can't fix it with a hammer . . . it's an ELECTRICAL problem."

 

plowboys avitar still kills me!then its a tossup between breeders and that fucking freaky mr. bean baby!

 

I gotta think HITLER is listening to Strauss & WATCHING madona! LOL

Or was it listening to 2LiveCrew and watching Beastie Boyz???

 

Yeah, 55Dude! I like Plowboys avatar & laugh EVERY time he posts! BUT, try & PICTURE "Mr. Bean in a T roadster with THAT look!!!

Maybe NObody will get any sleep!!! Ya,hah, hah, hah. (And eeey-OOO-uck!)

 

There was a thread on here awhile back where a guy had helped on old guy move. he was trying to give away stuff, but wanted to keep the grinder.Does anyone have a link to that one?

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=464534&highlight=old+guy+move

 

"It wasn't T-Man...

But I thank him just the same.

Why do I remember the post being longer? "

because of THE SMELL.
It's gone because that is just a saved copy.

Dang. Read it again...I don't think Mark Twain could have done better.
And Germ...Walt Whitman, but with grease, alcohol, and drugs added!

 

Thought I'd share a couple of gems.

 

buncha funny buggers!

 

Germ,Rashy,Tingler.....

FUNNY MotherFu*&#*'s.....

If you could get through reading it without peeing your pants or spewing on the keyboard !

In the OLD H.A,M.B days

FNG's got their balls busted on a regular base's

and most of that was funny as hell ,not in a mean way,
Just a poke in the gut kinda way.....

Aaaaah the OLD DAYS !

 

Thanks, JUST FUKKIN THANKS! I opened up the 'Back Seat Betty' gang war one......... while listening to the 'WHO', and watching 'Quadrophenia'........................................

I hope that washes out............

We are the Mods, we are the Mods, we are -we are- we are the Mods!!

Thank god I don't own a Moped or live on the Brighton Beach area!!

Doc.

If I have to join one gang...........do Beannie Baby collectors heave a gang?

 

Sorry Doc, when I posted DJH on the "Mug Shot" thread I figured it might drive a bit 'o traffic over here, but I wasn't expecting "collateral damage".

 

read through the whole thread and that is so funny! good read.

 

I'm a newbie here but so far the best laugh I've had was "DETH WOBBEL".

 

i gotta say some of the shit posted splits my sides wide open! fits right in for off topic! Mutley posts some really funny shit and don't stop!!

 

the thread by SamIyam with the video on Hitler being informed of the Rudy Rodriguez Merc debut was real funny....sorry don't know how to link it to here

 

KIRK posted a pic taken at a car show, in the foreground was his friend taking a pic of himself with a part of a display to make it look like he was 'well hung'
in the background was a girl looking on with the funniest look ever..somewhere between disgust and WTF !!

that post about the shitter is funny as hell....I needed a good laugh today!!

 

What ever happened to Ngo Long Dong?
Man he was funny as hell.

 

Here's one I like to use for smart asses...

 

a post last year called "customer and mechanic", a computer generated video had me laughing out load. watched it multiple times and laughed every time.

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63819

 

Forgot about this thread. Funny stuff fo sure
My son got busted this yr at the rust revival ! Mom doesnt know about it! I was just glad it wasnt playGIRL! lol