ot ..funniest stuff on the HAMB

Oh so close. It's the earlier version of this one. More violent and fun. You know, the one with all the Liberaces. I'll still wish for it.

 

It's Friday and... well... Fridays are a good day to laugh

 

heres a coupe of fellow kropdusters on halloweenie!

 

Man hurt as he uses shotgun to remove lug nut

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
SOUTHWORTH -- A man trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut blasted the wheel with a 12-gauge shotgun, injuring himself badly in both legs, Kitsap County sheriff's deputies said.
The 66-year-old man had been repairing the car for two weeks at his home northwest of Southworth and east of Port Orchard and had gotten all but one lug nut off the right rear wheel before getting frustrated Saturday, Deputy Scott Wilson said.
From about arm's length the man fired the shotgun at the wheel and was "peppered" in both legs with 00 buckshot and other debris.
Wilson described the injuries as "severe but not life-threatening."

 

This was my favorite contribution:

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I just remembered something that might fit in, the old man called a neighbor he didn't like "bung hole". There was an early car club in Los Angeles called the "Bungholers". Any connection? I don't know.

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I think the latter was refering to the hole in a keg and the first one was referring to the hole in a human...






That and the whole "Ugly ass custom" thread cracks me up.

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I was going to make a thread about this but figured it was already made, but this had me laughing for awhile. This guy revolutionized turbos with his DEI (Direct Exhaust Injection) setup haha

http://www.gmmodernmuscle.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2779&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

 

Linky no worky

 

holy shit reading through this brings back some memories...weird to think i've been hanging out here so long. thanks for all the laughs guys...and all the great learning i've been part of thanks to this place!!

 

wow, you really missed it man...http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=221595

 

haha yeah that's why I didn't make a thread.

The link works, The site goes up and down so if you keep trying it'll show

 

they only thing I can say is reading through this whole thread feels somewhat like sitting down in the middle the day, drinking a few miller high lifes and talking hotrods with some of the old timers I know.
they like those high lifes, I just like drinking during daylite hours and listing to the stories.
THANKS hambrs

 

for an update you can now buy shirts with the new improved I-DEI

http://www.cafepress.com/azmc/4042235
That thread and the ones that are about it are the funniest shit Ive seen in a long time

 

Any chance that comes in black?? I LOVE IT!!!! LMFAO!!!!

 

hahah yep

 

OMG!!! BWAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (breath... sigh) BWAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAA!!! (choke... caugh... breath... sigh) BWWWWHHAAAaaaaa.... (crying now)

That is uncontrollably funny! I couldn't even get through all of it... Was that guy FOR REAL???!!!!! WOW!!!

 

This one kept me laffin for days, good times

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=210434

 

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I found this and busted a nut

 

This must be the best tread ever!!!

 

holy crap that is freakin hilarious lol

had to add a couple funnies of my own...

 

Anyone with a hard head has a soft ass... because they always end up falling on their behind.

 

OH MAN! BWAAAHAA!!!! (crying again!) That's a classis one for sure! Hadn't seen that one...

This one was fun too!
http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63819&highlight=i+found+these

 

hes diggin on
alvin Lee

 

OH FUCK!!! i just laughed so hard i almost puked up my dinner!!!!!!! i HAVE to get one!!!!!!

 

WOW! That's actually... well... hypnotic! I can't stop watchin!!

 

man i sat and read this thread last night until i got to the shit blender story omg i luaghed so much i got chest cramps shit i thought i was havin a fuckin heart attack im rollin on the floor and gaspin for breath i thought it was the end i had to get control of myself and turn this computer off incase there was anymore posts that funny and imglad i did becuase i just read the keep or not keep the jack thread and damn near piised myself that is some funny shit you guys rock.

 

that was my one of fovorite threds till it got closed

 

Some body needs to post a link to the Name my car club thread. That just degenerated into sexual inuendo. We need to re-post a pic of the cum dumpster falcon.

 

what "name my car club thread" hasn't turned into a giant gay joke??? heck, I'm sure the one from wensday has allready gone there.

 

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=63819
this one is pretty good,24 pages and still going!