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Hot Rods One of my peeves

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by woodiewagon46, May 4, 2018.

  1. Idk, might be time to go see the Dr. about that one.

  2. Been there.
    A few weeks into dating this chick and over at her place I got the standard reaming for leaving the seat up. Then over at my place I told her the seat stays up here, do not forget that.
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  3. I sit to pee at home. Problem solved.
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  4. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 6,695

    Member Emeritus

    As bad as the ones who only join the HAMB to ask ONE question, never contribute, and are then never seen again; or, they only post ads in the classifieds. I always thought there should be some way to weed out the non-contributors, like maybe you/they can't post questions/ads until you reach a certain limit on responses/questions/contributions. Maybe I'm just on the wrong planet? I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
  5. What he said.
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  6. stanlow69
    Joined: Feb 21, 2010
    Posts: 5,578

    from red oak

    So have we solved your pet Peeve.
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    Joined: Jan 13, 2004
    Posts: 2,760


    I decided a long time ago that I would have my own bathroom, so I always made sure our house had two of them. Yes there is car magazines by the shitter, yes there is a spray can that smells like Lilacs, yes I can put the paper on the roll any damn way I want .I lived in a house with 3 women and they all knew they had to stay out of my bathroom.
  8. stanlow69
    Joined: Feb 21, 2010
    Posts: 5,578

    from red oak

    I just put the lid down(when done), this way it solves the problem. And I installed two toilet paper holders on the wall. That way, you never run out.
  9. When my mom was very pregnant she made a bathroom run in the dark. Sat on the can which had the seat up and basically fell in. Couldn't get out by herself. Guess how many times Dad left the seat up after that.:p
  10. I prefer to pee outside, no sense getting side tracked going into the house... cat wants to be scratched, phone is lit up. Endless distractions.
  11. May I remind you we started off on Peeve for no answers and ended up with Piss. Stepped into another room and forgot what you were doing, that is crazy old men stuff isn't it?
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  12. Crankhole
    Joined: Apr 7, 2005
    Posts: 2,626


    Toilets have a lid for a reason. Use it. Who wants to stare down into a dirty toilet?
    Kinda ironic that the OP hasn't checked back into this thread.
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  13. Getting off topic here... this is forum is about hot rods and customs...OK I fixed it for ya.


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  14. mike bowling
    Joined: Jan 1, 2013
    Posts: 3,556

    mike bowling

    If ignorant people piss you off now DSCN3726.JPG , the next generation is going to give you heart failure.
    Second part of the thread ended up being about peeing ( all over the place). At night I just piss out the window- plenty of room and the curtains help with cleanup.
  15. My only pet peeve at this moment is I can’t get no satisfaction.

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  16. spanners
    Joined: Feb 24, 2009
    Posts: 1,271


    I'm old. What was we talking about?
  17. Johnny Gee
    Joined: Dec 3, 2009
    Posts: 9,380

    Johnny Gee
    from Downey, Ca

    Three day's later and going soon to be 80 post's and OP hasn't said if he feels better or not. WTF!? :D
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  18. Ebbsspeed
    Joined: Nov 11, 2005
    Posts: 5,566


    When I was ten I was playing Simon Says with my best friend and my brother. My brother said, "Simon says pee your pants," and I was laughing because it was a silly thing and I ended up pissing my pants. Go figure, but at least I won.
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  19. He's probably pissed.
  20. Budget36
    Joined: Nov 29, 2014
    Posts: 6,984


    It's was the question?
  21. My youngest cat plays in the toilet if the seat is up. Real little cats can drown if they fall in. Same with little kids.
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  22. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 20,949

    from Michigan

  23. Johnny Gee
    Joined: Dec 3, 2009
    Posts: 9,380

    Johnny Gee
    from Downey, Ca

    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 8,245


    I can see a booming market for in-house urinals. After this topic they're not just for schools anymore.
  25. I have 3, do you want one?
  26. Donut Dave
    Joined: Jul 9, 2007
    Posts: 388

    Donut Dave

    Can’t believe I wasted 20 minutes reading about toilet seats lids!
  27. BuckeyeBuicks
    Joined: Jan 4, 2010
    Posts: 2,332

    from ohio

    Saw this on a pisser room wall years ago "BE LIKE DAD,DON'T BE LIKE SIS, LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PISS" Now if we are thru pissing around, back to the hot rod stuff please.
  28. anthony myrick
    Joined: Sep 4, 2009
    Posts: 8,355

    anthony myrick

  29. Truck64
    Joined: Oct 18, 2015
    Posts: 4,828

    from Ioway

    Remember Mike Brady Bunch was an Architect and designed their groovy pad, but it only had one (1) bathroom for six (6) kids, Alice, and Mom. Hm.
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  30. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 20,949

    from Michigan

    You watched that show????......:rolleyes:
    That's ok, so did I.....:D
    Had the hotz for Marsha when I was young....:D
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