The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by woodiewagon46, May 4, 2018.
Idk, might be time to go see the Dr. about that one.
A few weeks into dating this chick and over at her place I got the standard reaming for leaving the seat up. Then over at my place I told her the seat stays up here, do not forget that.
I sit to pee at home. Problem solved.
As bad as the ones who only join the HAMB to ask ONE question, never contribute, and are then never seen again; or, they only post ads in the classifieds. I always thought there should be some way to weed out the non-contributors, like maybe you/they can't post questions/ads until you reach a certain limit on responses/questions/contributions. Maybe I'm just on the wrong planet? I am Butch/56sedandelivery.
What he said.
So have we solved your pet Peeve.
I decided a long time ago that I would have my own bathroom, so I always made sure our house had two of them. Yes there is car magazines by the shitter, yes there is a spray can that smells like Lilacs, yes I can put the paper on the roll any damn way I want .I lived in a house with 3 women and they all knew they had to stay out of my bathroom.
I just put the lid down(when done), this way it solves the problem. And I installed two toilet paper holders on the wall. That way, you never run out.
When my mom was very pregnant she made a bathroom run in the dark. Sat on the can which had the seat up and basically fell in. Couldn't get out by herself. Guess how many times Dad left the seat up after that.
I prefer to pee outside, no sense getting side tracked going into the house... cat wants to be scratched, phone is lit up. Endless distractions.
May I remind you we started off on Peeve for no answers and ended up with Piss. Stepped into another room and forgot what you were doing, that is crazy old men stuff isn't it?
Toilets have a lid for a reason. Use it. Who wants to stare down into a dirty toilet?
Kinda ironic that the OP hasn't checked back into this thread.
Getting off topic here... this is forum is about hot rods and customs...OK I fixed it for ya.
If ignorant people piss you off now
, the next generation is going to give you heart failure.
Second part of the thread ended up being about peeing ( all over the place). At night I just piss out the window- plenty of room and the curtains help with cleanup.
My only pet peeve at this moment is I can’t get no satisfaction.
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I'm old. What was we talking about?
Three day's later and going soon to be 80 post's and OP hasn't said if he feels better or not. WTF!?
When I was ten I was playing Simon Says with my best friend and my brother. My brother said, "Simon says pee your pants," and I was laughing because it was a silly thing and I ended up pissing my pants. Go figure, but at least I won.
He's probably pissed.
It's about...uh...you know..um...what was the question?
My youngest cat plays in the toilet if the seat is up. Real little cats can drown if they fall in. Same with little kids.
I can see a booming market for in-house urinals. After this topic they're not just for schools anymore.
I have 3, do you want one?
Can’t believe I wasted 20 minutes reading about toilet seats lids!
Saw this on a pisser room wall years ago "BE LIKE DAD,DON'T BE LIKE SIS, LIFT THE LID BEFORE YOU PISS" Now if we are thru pissing around, back to the hot rod stuff please.
Remember Mike Brady Bunch was an Architect and designed their groovy pad, but it only had one (1) bathroom for six (6) kids, Alice, and Mom. Hm.
You watched that show????......
That's ok, so did I.....
Had the hotz for Marsha when I was young....
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