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One of a Kind Hood Ornament??

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Joe Averett, Jul 5, 2016.

  1. Joe Averett
    Joined: Aug 11, 2015
    Posts: 37

    Joe Averett

    I bought this flying winged goddess hood ornament and have not been able to find any info on it. It was purchased off EBay by a friend as a gift and there was not much info on it except that it is 14" tall, 10" wide and 16 lbs... Hopefully someone knows something about it or if there are more out there or if it is truly one of a kind.
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  2. Watch it at will disappear.
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  3. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792


    If it does get stolen, you may find it at truck stops. Waaaaaaay in the back, next to the neekid lady magazines.:D
  4. oldolds
    Joined: Oct 18, 2010
    Posts: 3,140


    Be careful how you grab her!
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  5. Joe Averett
    Joined: Aug 11, 2015
    Posts: 37

    Joe Averett

    Yes I agree and we made it very hard to steal.
  6. Looks more like the top of a trophy to me. Maybe some porno award.
    If you do put it on your car, be sure to get white mudflaps with plenty of jeweled reflectors, a Winky the Cat for the package shelf an a couple of coon tails for your antennas.
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  7. Blues4U
    Joined: Oct 1, 2015
    Posts: 5,493

    from So Cal

    Ouch! Dude, that's harsh!
  8. you forgot the Buick portholes and the curb feelers
  9. seb fontana
    Joined: Sep 1, 2005
    Posts: 6,924

    seb fontana
    from ct

    16 lbs, will the hood stay up?
  10. Joe Averett
    Joined: Aug 11, 2015
    Posts: 37

    Joe Averett

    Yes... no problem with the weight
  11. 3wLarry
    Joined: Mar 11, 2005
    Posts: 12,804

    Member Emeritus
    from Owasso, Ok

    I can't see shit...just x's
    fix the pics!
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  12. Jeff J
    Joined: Mar 15, 2007
    Posts: 958

    Jeff J

    Go to the Nethercutt Museum in Slymar Ca. southern LA area. They have thousand of hood ornaments !
  13. She looks kind of familiar, is her ass threaded? Seriously though, it has to be aftermarket for a big rig. It looks like it has a lot of detail in it, not a cheapy.
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  14. Adjust the parental control settings on your computer.
    Last edited: Jul 5, 2016
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  15. J. A. Miller
    Joined: Dec 30, 2010
    Posts: 1,552

    J. A. Miller
    from Central NY

    "Is her ass threaded?" That's the funniest thing I've read on here in a long time! !
    Would that be fine thread or course?
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  16. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792


    The heck with that! Is she a right or left hand thread?
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  17. I LIKE Winky the Cat!
    16 pounds! Holy.................!!
  18. GTS225
    Joined: Jul 2, 2006
    Posts: 1,183


    I'll concede that there's evidence of good detail and workmanship, but it looks rather modern to me.
    And the proportions seem off. To my eye, the neck is too long, and the head seems large for the rest of the body.
    It could be the angle of the pics, but it looks the same to me in all three pics.

    But then, I'm nowhere near to being an authority on such things.

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  19. Lebowski
    Joined: Aug 21, 2011
    Posts: 1,569


    At 14" tall there's probably some cops out there that would cite you for that for obstructing your view. A few years ago I remember a guy getting a ticket for having an old bowling trophy bolted to his hood and that was only about 10" tall....
  20. Jalopy Joker
    Joined: Sep 3, 2006
    Posts: 26,423

    Jalopy Joker

    check on eBay for her Cousin " Winged Flying Lady, Chrome HOOD ORNAMENT, MASCOT, Heavy Metal" "it is New and Not Old" 5 avail - looks more on the classic style, not the Porno style
  21. Joe Averett
    Joined: Aug 11, 2015
    Posts: 37

    Joe Averett

    It really doesn't obstruct the view that much and it is quite detailed all around. ImageUploadedByH.A.M.B.1467759045.925935.jpg
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  22. Consider it a blessing
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  23. I like the car.
  24. Joe Averett
    Joined: Aug 11, 2015
    Posts: 37

    Joe Averett

    I like Carl La Fongs ride... ImageUploadedByH.A.M.B.1467760130.345516.jpg
  25. Ahhh, you found me.
    It's a work in progress. I am going to forego any hood ornamentation, at this particular juncture, but plans are always subject to change.
    Stay tuned to Carl La Fong, Boy Genius™ for continuing up dates and commentary on vital social issues and the usual substandard observations
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  26. tommyd
    Joined: Dec 10, 2010
    Posts: 11,328

    from South Indy

    Good one!
  27. brigrat
    Joined: Nov 9, 2007
    Posts: 5,364

    from Wa.St.

    It's modern looking, post implants................................................................
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  28. rush549
    Joined: May 18, 2012
    Posts: 117

    from Kansas

    If her ass is threaded, she's screwed!
  29. I guess I wasn't the stud I thought I was.
  30. Joe Averett
    Joined: Aug 11, 2015
    Posts: 37

    Joe Averett

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