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New Years Eve..I'm bored..I'm stoned... so.......

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by adjustablejohnsons, Dec 31, 2009.

  1. k9racer
    Joined: Jan 20, 2003
    Posts: 3,091


    After reading this I recal what that leafy green burned substance is in the breach of my shotgun. Now back to watching R. Lee Emory reruns. Oh yes I almost forgot I still have the cheach and chong album that had the rolling paper with it... Bobby...........
  2. Listening to Firesign Theater
  3. Leaky Pipes
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
    Posts: 596

    Leaky Pipes

    HAppy NEw YEar fukrs! I told u Giants would appear in 2010
    but NO ONE would believe me here's the proof! RUN NADS!
  4. JEPPA
    Joined: Apr 27, 2007
    Posts: 574


    Stop it! Stop it!
  5. Leaky Pipes
    Joined: Jan 11, 2005
    Posts: 596

    Leaky Pipes

    Nads is an alien i have the proof! PM me for details.
  6. Holy shit its the Hudson Brothers!!!!!!
  7. EnglishBob
    Joined: Jan 19, 2008
    Posts: 1,029


    So how many have 'traditional rat' in there name?
    Happy New Year anyway
  8. 61TBird
    Joined: Mar 16, 2008
    Posts: 2,640


    I uploaded it to youtube....

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  9. Da Tinman
    Joined: Dec 29, 2005
    Posts: 4,227

    Da Tinman

  10. 49ratfink
    Joined: Feb 8, 2004
    Posts: 18,133

    from California

    hey man lets not forget the RATFINKs.
  11. Yeah..I thought of that. Of course, you get an automatic pass Rat Finks are an esteemed and valued part of the history and culture of hot rodding.
  12. SDhotrod
    Joined: Oct 11, 2008
    Posts: 597


  13. Pretty cool if you ask me, but then I'm not stoned
  14. Hot Turkey
    Joined: Feb 21, 2007
    Posts: 1,237

    Hot Turkey

    Shit guys, your killing me! lol lol
  15. hotrd32
    Joined: May 16, 2007
    Posts: 3,535

    from WA

  16. Minewithnoshine
    Joined: May 17, 2007
    Posts: 938


  17. That's why I decided to go with Bad Bob instead of Rat Bob...
    Joined: Jan 15, 2008
    Posts: 128

    from Ohio

    Ha... I did the same thing tonight but went and watched the Avatar movie in 3D... So badass. might not have been as cool without the herbal enhancement!!!
  19. jangleguy
    Joined: Dec 26, 2004
    Posts: 2,668


    Well, this is mjbjm k bh
    Wow! My girlfriend's cat just wrote that ^^^ really!
  20. Road_Rage_Rube
    Joined: Sep 12, 2008
    Posts: 144


    ok, I'm still awake.
    I gonna tattoo something now. any good ideas??? the machine is ready. I need something cool, funny, ........ hope some are still drunk or stoned:) please help
  21. How's this? You might need some help though,hahaha!

  22. Road_Rage_Rube
    Joined: Sep 12, 2008
    Posts: 144


    bob, thats another skill level
    I thought about something smaller:) and I'm all alone:(
  23. HOLY SHIT!! Don't piss it off....

  24. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,598


  25. Road_Rage_Rube
    Joined: Sep 12, 2008
    Posts: 144


    bob, what are you gonna do in one hour??? how do you celebrate?
  26. How about this one?

  27. stude_trucks
    Joined: Sep 13, 2007
    Posts: 4,755


    wow, the pink panther is really ringing in 2010 in style.
  28. Go outside and watch all the idiots with the illeagal skyrockets...
  29. Boyd Who
    Joined: Nov 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,196

    Boyd Who

    Wow man...six pages and no-ones posted this yet...

    The name of this song is 'The Wildwood Flower'
    Now 'The Wildwood Flower' is an old country classic
    It gained a whole new popularity
    The song isn't any more popular
    But the flower is doin' real good

    The wildwood flower grew wild on the farm
    And we never knowed what it was called
    Some said it was a flower and some said it was weed
    I didn't gave it much thought...
    One day I was out there talking to my brother
    Reached down for a weed to chew on
    Things got fuzzy and things got blurry
    And then everything was gone
    I Didn't know what happened
    But I knew it beat the hell out of sniffin' burlap

    I come to and my brother was there
    And he said, 'What's wrong with your eyes?'
    I said, 'I don't know, I was chewing on a weed'
    He said, 'Let me give it a try'
    We spent the rest of that day and most of that night
    Trying to find my brother, Bill
    Caught up with him 'bout six o'clock the next mornin'
    Naked, swinging on the windmill
    He said he flew up there
    I had to fly up and get him down
    He was about half crazy

    The very next day we picked a bunch of them weeds
    And put 'em in the sun to dry
    Then we mashed 'em up and we cleaned 'em all
    And put 'em in the corncob pipe
    Smokin' them wildwood flowers got to be a habit
    We didn't see no harm
    We thought it was kind of handy
    Take a trip and never leave the farm

    A big ol' puff on the wildwood weed
    Next thing you know
    We's just wandering behind the little animals
    All good things gotta come to an end
    And it's the same with the wildwood weed

    One day this feller from Washington come by
    And he spied us and he turned white as a sheet
    And he dug and he burned
    And he burned and he dug
    And he killed all our cute little weeds
    Then he drove away
    We just smiled and waved
    Sittin' there on that sack of seeds

    Y'all come back now, ya hear
  30. Mazooma1
    Joined: Jun 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,598


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