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"Never Chew A Pickle With a Little Slap & Tickle!"...(52 pics!)

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Fat Hack, Jul 17, 2005.

  1. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
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    from Detroit

    I opened my eyes at 7:33am this morning, awakening from a dream that took place in the 70s, and I was Gerald R Ford...shacked up with a waitress from some small diner and her kid in Washington. Betty musta been out on a binge again...

    The phone rings at 7:39am as I'm working out my morning deposit. Damn, DirtyT is up before NOON? Now I KNOW it's gonna be a strange day for sure!

    By 8:30am, we were rolling in the Dirty Purple Passion Van to go pick up my new 52 Chevy and tow it home. Early start to the day for BOTH of us!

    After a few minutes of my zig-zag navigating, Bryan was griping about how he'd never be able to back-track to my house in the van. He was crowing something about touring every trailer park between the two destinations just for fun while we wandered every known street in the Downriver area on our Short Rope Of Death Tour, but I just laughed...he always worries about trivial things like knowing where we're going!!

    Soon, we arrived, and pushed the old four port out into the street from it's driveway resting spot to hook up World's Shortest Tow Strap to it! Still a little tired and anxious to rejoin my waitress in Washington (not to mention my gig as the dude who runs the Country!), I laid down on the job...
     

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  2. 62 wagon
    Joined: May 17, 2005
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    62 wagon
    Member
    from DETROIT

    car looks great, you should have call i wold have lent a hand:D
     
  3. Hack Im havin a public auction NEXT WEEKEND-in there are two running 305's -a decent 78 and real sweet '92 HO specimen.....neither will bring much. let me know if you are even remotely interested.....
     
  4. jdubbya
    Joined: Jul 12, 2003
    Posts: 2,435

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    If you want respect, you need to dress the part... Mr. President...sir.:D
     

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  5. murph
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
    Posts: 521

    murph
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    Are you sure you'll be able to Squeeze that one in the driveway?

    -murph
     
  6. DIRTYT
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
    Posts: 3,264

    DIRTYT
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    from Warren,MI

    that right there is funny i dont care who you are ;)

    Viva la pickle prez:D
     
  7. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    Funny as Joe's rendition is, I thought THIS might be kinda cool...
     

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  8. DIRTYT
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
    Posts: 3,264

    DIRTYT
    Member
    from Warren,MI

    yea thats sweet and all but i am not helping u hard top it:D so dont get to attached to that look alltogether:D no more hardtopping cars i vow that for the rest of my life one is more then enough:rolleyes:
     
  9. It looks pretty sweet. The trunk has that 90s Mopar paint scheme!
     
  10. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,088

    flatheadpete
    Member
    from Burton, MI

    Trucker hats rule.

    Nice car. When is Brian gonna help ya hardtop it?
     
  11. DIRTYT
    Joined: Oct 22, 2003
    Posts: 3,264

    DIRTYT
    Member
    from Warren,MI

    ha im up before noon two days in a row!! so hell must of froze over but im still not hardtopping:D
     
  12. dvlscoupe
    Joined: Jul 21, 2004
    Posts: 761

    dvlscoupe
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    You know once you get the sawz-all, peanut butter, vasaline, welder, and grinder out he'll be there with bells on!
     
  13. Was that waitresses name Doris????????? Doesn't she like it a little rough?

    Nice car, '52 was a good year, Eisenhower would've approved to your new motorvation.

    -slacker
     
  14. 30roadster
    Joined: Aug 19, 2003
    Posts: 1,793

    30roadster
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    you can get in trouble showing people pictures of your pickle on the internet Hack!... I like your photoshop! - we want progress pic's!
     
  15. aedan
    Joined: Oct 18, 2004
    Posts: 524

    aedan
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    from ###

    lookin good mate
     
  16. airkooled
    Joined: Jan 27, 2005
    Posts: 703

    airkooled
    Member
    from Royal Oak

    Congrats on the new Chev. You oughta have it ready for Dream Cruise at least, right? That's more than a month to work out whatever crazy motor you're dropping in.
     
  17. stickylifter
    Joined: Feb 21, 2005
    Posts: 1,270

    stickylifter
    Member
    from Detroit

    Oh, yeah, that's the best part about old cars, everything is EASY! Easy, easy, easy.

    Great score, Hack! Glad to see you have let go of your Fad T obsession.
     

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