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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by KIRK!, Jan 27, 2010.
Yeah Im feeling this title alot.
Id watch the hell outta that...
Its already taken , Some piece of shit show outer auzzie, Features rice burners and shit
I can't think of any one more deserving than "HambAndy"
dude!!! that is a killer idea. a segment on HambAndy and the guys who put in time with him and his ride....that would be awesome, plus it has the emotional side in all of it...Kirk you gotta work that in the show some how.
Harder, Better, Faster, Lower
Vintage Vanguard <- I like that one!
*Burnin' Gas & Gettin' Ass
*Your Wife's a Whore
Chrome Nation, Smoke and Gears, Car Nuts.
Just for laughs, Power Parkers or American lawnchair
you guys could get tons of sponsors also;
If they are trying to grab someone's attention while looking through the TV Guide, it's hard to beat "Free Beer".
Party in my Pants
Car Shows & Nude Cougars.
Cash or Credit?
"Sell my ride"
The Lawn Chair Chronicles
In all seriousness though, it will be nice if they take footage from all the events so we can see cars and styles from all over the country....
Kirk, I think you finally got down to brass tacks and said what the show will really be about... and inadvertantly named it at the same time. Don't overthink it. Call it "Car Guys".
That says it ALL.
Dirty old cars and even dirtier old men.
Five Knuckle Shuffle
Episode #1: http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=423175
Call the show "Hot Rods My Way" and use the Sid Vicious version of My Way as the theme music.
How about "The Cars That Drive Men" or "Al Gore Has Prius Envy"
HotRods, coast to coast.
"Buy The Stuff In The Commercials"
"Things you can do with small animals in the back of a car"
The Money Pits
Gas and Ass!
Customize Or Walk
Didn't read them all so, How about "Show & Shine" ?
So far I like
SUCK SQUEEZE BANG BLOW
Fuel Air Spark
I would add for your consideration
The Old Car Life
Whatever you choose, please avoid asinine alliteration assiduously, along with rhyming, and misspelling.
Can't wait to see it! You're very entertaining, so it'll be great.
'Rats to Riches'
or what about 'My car is better than your car'
or 'Look What I Bought!'
Since you can ssay it on t.v. now...
cars, cocks, and fuckers of socks?
let me get my meds on, then ill have better results! be back in 20!
Hot Rod Hootenanny in HD (tm)
Or just call it Goodguys and put it on the gay channel.
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