Register now to get rid of these ads!

Names for your car........Let's hear em.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 1950-mercury, May 17, 2011.

  1. sololobo
    Joined: Aug 23, 2006
    Posts: 8,211


    "fuckin piece of shit", but thats only when it won't start. Any other time its just The Ranch Wagon. ~sololobo~
  2. el Scotto
    Joined: Mar 3, 2004
    Posts: 4,437

    el Scotto
    from Tracy, CA

    'A-bomb', 'A-bone', 'fucking pile of shit', 'fuck pile', 'Model Gay', 'Rattle A' (1931 Ford Roadster)

    'the Challenger' (1970 Dodge Challenger)

    'the Valiant' (1967 Valiant coupe)
  3. Fordguy78
    Joined: Apr 2, 2009
    Posts: 558


    On a good day it's baby, on a bad day it's damn turd.
  4. NOTCH
    Joined: Apr 19, 2006
    Posts: 663


    Taco Bat!

    Attached Files:

  5. HRod 50
    Joined: Feb 22, 2010
    Posts: 760

    HRod 50

  6. blue 49
    Joined: Dec 24, 2006
    Posts: 1,408

    blue 49
    from Iowa

    I have called mine "the Gray Ghost" because the paint is military aircraft light ghost gray. Makes me invisable to radar, right? I usually just call it the gray truck, as opposed to the blue truck (my '49 Chevy) or the white truck (my late model).
  7. d.reese
    Joined: Feb 28, 2010
    Posts: 228


    Invention my ass, it looks constipated to me...
  8. start with the oldest and work up. my baby a 1950 coronet, her name is Netty, then there's my 55 bread truck, his name is soul hog, cause he sucked all the friggen life out of us getting him home. then there's the 1981 honda ATC250r 2 stroke 3 wheeler, lovingly named deathrocket...... i know the last one doesn't really fit in here, but it never gets any love.
  9. Redz Rodz
    Joined: Oct 4, 2002
    Posts: 490

    Redz Rodz

    "BLACK BETTY" bam a lam!!! can't wait to do a little mud rassslin' with her @ the showdown sat !!!
  10. cowboy1
    Joined: Feb 14, 2008
    Posts: 914

    from Austin TX

  11. Doctor Destroyer
    Joined: Jan 16, 2011
    Posts: 63

    Doctor Destroyer
    from Orange, CA

    My '48 Ford seen in my avatar is named "Bondorella" because the truck had so much bondo on her when I got her, and now that I've ground it all off, she's risen from the bondo dust like a princess (ala Cinderella). Yeah... it's girlie, I know, but I'm a girl.
  12. I Drag
    Joined: Apr 11, 2007
    Posts: 884

    I Drag

    "Pussy Wagon"

    Man I am so wasted right now.
  13. RickyRodder
    Joined: Sep 13, 2007
    Posts: 146


    My 64 Buick wagon is Ol' Dirty Gertie
  14. Mildred,
    1946 Ford p/u rockabilly rod
  15. low-n-slo54
    Joined: Jul 25, 2009
    Posts: 1,920


  16. ricky from va
    Joined: Aug 4, 2004
    Posts: 116

    ricky from va

    my 53 crambroke is called the crambone
  17. TERPU
    Joined: Jan 2, 2004
    Posts: 2,273


  18. Dynaflash_8
    Joined: Sep 24, 2008
    Posts: 3,023

    from Auburn WA

    The Spinach Monster.

  19. AAFD
    Joined: Apr 13, 2010
    Posts: 585

    from US of A

    Only race cars and show cars should have names.

    This thread is officially named "STUPID".
  20. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 20,547

    from Michigan

    Have another one! :):rolleyes:
    Last edited: May 20, 2011
  21. Normbc9
    Joined: Apr 20, 2011
    Posts: 1,122


    This is "Beetle Bomb." It is a 1939 GMC fire engine with a 46 hp inline six. It is so slow my grandson can out run it on foot for the first quarter mile on level ground.
  22. Merlin
    Joined: Apr 9, 2005
    Posts: 2,546

    from Inman, SC

  23. R Frederick
    Joined: Mar 30, 2009
    Posts: 2,658

    R Frederick
    from illinois

    She looks like a lot of fun, and so does the car.:eek:
  24. Do I detect a little negativity? build a bridge guys......naming cars is a worldwide quirk.....
    This one is MoFo... Mopar driveline and Ford bodywork......seemed obvious to me



    Then of course there's my dearly beloveds new car, put together by yours has ended up being 'Big Red" ...........not least of all because my wife who was blonde back in the day has chosen to be a redhead for the last 20+ years.. and good on her. She can be firey like a real red head but she loves me and that is all that counts.:D


  25. 6t5frlane
    Joined: Dec 8, 2004
    Posts: 2,382

    from New York

    Lemme guess....Your cars name is Grumpy
  26. wrong generation
    Joined: Jul 30, 2007
    Posts: 243

    wrong generation
    from new jersey

    due to the cars being o/t no pix but here are a couple that are named.

    lol. my 87 camaro got painted "black cherry pearl" and being that car was always giving me hell my younger siblings started calling it "the curse of the black cherry pearl" due to the jack sparrow movies.

    my 97 camaro is called "breeple" due to its color changing color. that has blue,green and purple in it. my best friends 3 year old daughter named that car.

    then there is that thing parked outside of my parents house (by thing i mean ford windstar ) its green,fast and pickle shaped so its called the "flying pickle"
  27. bigrickl74
    Joined: May 7, 2010
    Posts: 246


    Dude, your truck is sick!!
  28. bigrickl74
    Joined: May 7, 2010
    Posts: 246


    Don't really have a name for mine but its heard the word F---- so many times when im working on it, probably thinks thats her name.

    Attached Files:

  29. RichtersRodz
    Joined: Feb 12, 2008
    Posts: 228


    My '64 <--- doesn't know if her name was B*tch or Baby... One would usually follow
    the other, depending on where she left me broke down at. I also had a '66 4 door
    Impala once that my wife named Bill.
  30. Dutchoven
    Joined: Jan 4, 2007
    Posts: 167

    from Reno, NV.


    The "Lazy Bastard", or maybe that is just me Hahaha.


Share This Page

Register now to get rid of these ads!


Copyright © 1995-2021 The Jalopy Journal: Steal our stuff, we'll kick your teeth in. Terms of Service. Privacy Policy.

Atomic Industry
Forum software by XenForo™ ©2010-2014 XenForo Ltd.