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Names for your car........Let's hear em.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by 1950-mercury, May 17, 2011.

  1. volvobrynk
    Joined: Jan 30, 2011
    Posts: 3,587

    from Denmark

    Most of my cars (that i Care about) is named after the last owner.

    My (first) Volvo is Edward.
    My 80style Volvo is Knud.
    My Volvo 164 is Jimmy.
    My gasser/streetracer Volvo, was named Amazing Amazon way before i got it.

    The Jimmy and Knud is 2 well known Hot Rods/custom cars from back in the Day, around here.
  2. 911 steve
    Joined: Nov 29, 2012
    Posts: 603

    911 steve
    from nebraska

    cant load pictures, says the size is too big but my black 40 Ford is "BLACK MAGIC". I have an airbrushed pinup on the deck lid of Pam Anderson topless with stockings, garters, high heels, and a witches hat, sitting on broom with a large moon in the background with "BLACK MAGIC" under it. the wife loves it. NOT!!!!!!
  3. tobyflh
    Joined: Nov 5, 2008
    Posts: 421

    from Peru il

    I always joked around that if I build a roadster I will call it the tobster.
  4. pride63
    Joined: Apr 5, 2012
    Posts: 252


  5. Apparently everyone that's owned my car as far back as the 60s previously have called it "Betty Ann"

    So. Betty Ann it is.
  6. I have a 1960 Biscayne. we call it the Biscuit.
  7. My dad had a black and white 56 Chevy. He called it Sylvester.
  8. OldColt
    Joined: Apr 7, 2013
    Posts: 504


    My '64 Comet was just called "The Comet" by everybody. After I repainted it Metallic Blue, they all started calling it "Blue", so I did too. --- Steve ---
    Joined: Sep 6, 2009
    Posts: 393


  10. hombres ruin
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 3,301

    hombres ruin

    Mines a ford because that was the legends name that created it
  11. I told my dad that my surface rusted 1950 Dodge looked like a potato once, now everyone calls it Spud.
  12. Esteban Sanchez
    Joined: Jun 7, 2013
    Posts: 6

    Esteban Sanchez

    Named mine Maybelline, after the Chuck Berry song because my car has always given me trouble no matter what I do to fix her.

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  13. Greaser Bob
    Joined: Mar 5, 2006
    Posts: 1,325

    Greaser Bob

    I just looked back at this thread-funny shit! That WAS nice of that guy to say so though!!!:)
  14. rcrown
    Joined: May 29, 2013
    Posts: 30


    62 falcon named Stella, no idea why but daughter named it

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  15. threewindaguy
    Joined: Jun 9, 2007
    Posts: 275


    My friends know the car in my avatar as "Sherman", because the steel is like a tank. My brother named his '39 "Booger". I think he named it 'cause he picked it.
  16. edcodesign
    Joined: Mar 30, 2007
    Posts: 3,995


    Li'l buddy

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  17. Swede64
    Joined: Jun 17, 2006
    Posts: 203


    Surf Wagon just because it's a wagon that used to be owned by surfers.

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  18. Veach
    Joined: Jun 1, 2012
    Posts: 1,081


  19. fritzz
    Joined: Mar 21, 2012
    Posts: 212

    from canada

  20. christopher 78
    Joined: Jun 24, 2012
    Posts: 136

    christopher 78

    i think this truck is in my town for sale!
  21. Green Rodz
    Joined: Jan 30, 2011
    Posts: 495

    Green Rodz

    My wife's car (in my avatar) is named Gorgeously Green. She named it for obvious reasons.

    In college, my roommate had a 1972 Olds Vista Cruiser 9 passenger wagon that was HUGE, and blue.
    Embarrassing as all hell for a bunch of 19 year old studs like us.

    He named it The Blue Canoe
  22. Lobucrod
    Joined: Mar 22, 2006
    Posts: 4,122

    Alliance Vendor
    from Texas

    Sometimes 'pain in my wallet' sometimes 'piece of SHIT!' sometimes 'money hungry shit box' but always 'Baby'...................or is that the wife? :rolleyes:
  23. 1blown57
    Joined: Oct 19, 2006
    Posts: 832

    from Florida

  24. Tedders
    Joined: Oct 18, 2012
    Posts: 419



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  25. Castr8r
    Joined: Mar 10, 2006
    Posts: 121

    Member Emeritus

    Had a '57 Chevy named "Little Lucy" after a previous owner. My '89 Jeep Wrangler didn't like being called "the Beast" so she showed me why I needed to change it- she's now "the Sphincter Shrinker". The old '47 Chevy DeLuxe was "the Green Goose"; not only was it bilious green in color, an extended trip would make you seasick on a country road. There's more, just can't think of them now.
  26. zjerry
    Joined: Feb 11, 2013
    Posts: 317


    My 1940 Chevy is named Dirt Car by my son when he was three year's old
    because the trunk had alot of dirt in it. He told mom he was helping work on dad's dirt he's 27 , his four old son like's riding in the dirt car.. Plate on my car is DIRT-CR, mo only six letters ..

  27. My friends nicknamed my Mercury "Cat Killer",cause I ran over a cat on the way to breakfast and it got caught on my driveshaft!

    My Pick-up is called "Blue Balls",cause I thought it was funny!

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  28. Model T1
    Joined: May 11, 2012
    Posts: 3,309

    Model T1

    18 pages and a lot of laughs. Still can only think of one car I have named. Actually our son did. SMILEY the 1941 Ford. Just look at it and you will see it smiling back at you.
    For some reason I have never found a name or reason to name anything else. I do feel that our cars should have names if we keep them long. I do call the 55 Chevy wagon THE WAGON.

    And another thing that confuses me is why do members go on these threads just to bitch and moan? If they think naming a car is stupid why the hell did they even click on it? Like I wrote I had fun just reading this and if there are a dozen other car naming threads I haven't found them yet. Maybe if I do I can steal some car names.
  29. Barn Find
    Joined: Feb 2, 2013
    Posts: 2,320

    Barn Find
    from Missouri

    Big Greasy, because she used to run on used cooking oil.


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