Fucking Nads always makes me laugh. So here I am, half-drunk, too tired to go out on a Friday night because I was a good HAMBer and spent the night in the garage. What do I do? I do a "Find more posts by NADS" to amuse myself. Thanks Nads, you're punk as fuck! ........................................................... Re: I had this dream... I don't about the dream car, but anyone that has a dream about Boyd Coddington needs to have his head examined. Re: Where's the girls of Viva thread????? PS, I like the wax job on the Italian looking chick, even though I'm quite an afficianado of the bush in full bloom. Re: Cheap Fun Wacking off is 100% free and you don't have to fix breakfast for your hand in the morning. You were saying? Re: Finally DONE with my garage..just finished painting.pulled the car out...pics.. It's very nice, you're still a fag though. Re: Car building checklist Make sure you're wearing fresh underpants before you write the checklist. Re: NADS the human jackstand It was a first, feeling a two ton car slowly lowering onto my chest. I started screaming, "lift it up, lift it up." and JT did. Man that mighty 394 Olds and it's Hydramatic transmission's some heavy stuff. Re: Nads said, "Make me a believer," here's some pics Well Scratch Built, I had you pegged, whilst your car is certainly more elaborate than a cat scratching post, it is very close to what I had pictured you building in my mind's eye. Re: TJJ: Vintage Trailers PS, it's called The Baby Maker. I've got a million great stories about that camper, it's like a member of the family. Re: TJJ: Vintage Trailers I've got a real beauty, a '47 KIT, built in California. It's a two person teardrop I bought for $650 way back when nobody wanted 'em. We made our son in that camper five years ago at Turkey Rod Run... Re: R.i.p. Mr. T Out of a dick bong, foo! Re: Henry Ford Liked Indians! Zenor coupe update Do it man, I know where all the good ones are, Rusty Acres, Whispering Woods, Lucerne Towers of Babylon. We WILL get laid. PS, What do 80 year old women smell like? Depends. Re: Locked Thread Attraction... I'm am very sorry, I apologize for being such an asshole. Starting tomorrow I will treat all morons and jackasses with kindness and goodwill regardless of where and when I meet them. Re: Orlando area 50's Sock-Hop, need old cars. Seriously, I'll probably go to help my pal out, but I'll still be wearing my poodle kilt with nothing on underneath and do Lindy hops with my boyfriend. Re: Orlando area 50's Sock-Hop, need old cars. That's me on the right, getting down. Re: Orlando area 50's Sock-Hop, need old cars. Ha swing dancing's so five minutes ago. I'll be there in my poodle skirt and man panties. Hey JT, can I bring my chopper man? Re: How should it take to build a car? Scratch Built, you are a total moron, this has nothing to do with violence or our respective fathers getting into fisticuffs. Re: How should it take to build a car? I'm sorry Scratch Built, I guess I didn't understand your stupid question. I'm sorry I upset you. Best of luck, write a book when you get the chance. Re: How should it take to build a car? How stupid can a stupid question be? Re: Family Kustoms My dad thinks I'm a retard for being in this hobby, along withn 95% of my family. Most of 'em can't even drive stick shifts. I have absolutely no family background for my obsession, 'cept my long... Re: Milk truck wheels = crazy money I would love to be a milkman, there isn't much demand these days, but the wheels from their trucks are quite valuable, I guess. I wonder if milkmen got a lot of pussy from desperate housewives, they... Re: I wanna paint my tires, any suggestions? KKK, that sounds like it might be the ticket. I'll run over to AutoPepZone right away. Thanks. Re: You Can Tell You're at a REAL Auto Parts Store When... Fuck, I'd be happy if someone asked me I was OK, no one gives a flying eff. Why the hell do I hold doors open for people, let them merge in front me, greet folks with a good morning? Re: WHATS tha part of your car your most proud of ??? The part that's managed to hang on for the last five miles. Re: Any Pro Street Ford Econoline Pickups Here ? As for your Delorean, with just 10,000 miles on it, it's probably because it's too embarrasing to be seen driving around in it. Re: Any Pro Street Ford Econoline Pickups Here ? Who cares, your truck sucks, I hate it. Re: Car Clubs BEWARE!! Hey whackedshoebox, why don't you wear a Hells Angels T-shirt in front of a member and the tell us about the legal ramifications of the ass-beating you received? Re: Don Garlit's mom passed away. It's a good thing she was blind because she couldn't see it when I set a trashcan on fire in front of her. Re: Cheaters Geneva - 34 body work - ***pics*** Damn, that's impressive, even moreso than when they turned that Lincoln into a Corvair in Naked Gun. Re: Who are the most important builders these days? Having chopped my '54 Chevy with nothing but a stick welder, jigsaw and a Sears 7" polisher/sander I reckon I'm the best builder ever. Re: Interior Ideas...60 Chevy How about a couple of hot naked chicks in the back? Re: shipping problem??? Are you talking forty foot containers, like forty containers 12 inches long? I had no idea they made them that small. Re: The lunar lander goes outside, more stupid pics. You rule, you are one badass son of a bitch. That hot rod WILL get you tons of pussy. Re: Cole Foster on TV tonight Well you know I once said I'd never suck man-boob for a quart of Colt 45, but I did. So what's your point? Are you jealous?
LMFAO Man that's some funny shit! Thanks for gathering it all together for us. Ok I've been corrected for saying gathered - guess I should have thanked you for seraching through, editing out and putting together your favorites to share with us.
That is some funny shit. Since I have CRS disease, I save some of the best ones to read later.... "Starting tomorrow I will treat all morons and jackasses with kindness and goodwill regardless of where and when I meet them." It's tough to have a battle of wits with someone who's unarmed...
my person favorite was he posted somewhere as to what his handle was or something...but it was: Nadilicious Von Creamy Pie.
Anyone remember "Drac-U-Nads"? Now if you remember that thread, YOU sir, like me, have spent wayyy too damn much time on the internet.
Naw,,,,,,,Nads was always Nads.....and Germ was more shock value, while Nads has always just been funny as hell... Nads....would you have my baby!
Re: Car building checklist Make sure you're wearing fresh underpants before you write the checklist. This one is kinda inside, involving camels, hippos, the Department of Homeland Security, shiny disco man panties and a grease pit...
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