Greetings to everyone.. I Feel like I'm at a AA meeting, So let me start by saying...My name is Sinister, I'm a Rod-O-holic, and I need some mental help. I spend my Saturday nights sleeping on a bench seat in my garage. when I fart, It smells like primer. I want to louver my fridge, washer and dryer. I have curb feelers on my couch legs, And I painted my X-mas tree flat black. My friends won't come over in fear of me painting flames on their cars while they use the bathroom. I only have one question for you...Is this normal?