My car's a porn star!! (nudity)

He's allready in another band:

 

That's Hilarious!

 

gotta ask...


so whats your cars porn star name?

 

Dude, is she wearing a thong cuz those aren't 'traditional' panties!

 

Pornster...

 

Too bad bleedster is already taken.

 

Stinkbug!!!!!

 

I am intrigued that you have a Col. Sanders Statue in your house. Your single aren't you?

 

Haha, and I actually got to stand in that garage one time, right where they were fucking.

It's the closest I've ever been to getting laid in my whole life.

 

your my new hero!!!!!!!!!

 

No Roothawg, I am actually engaged and live with my fiance. Here is a picture of the three of us all living happily together. He gets a little action now and then, but hey, it's the least I could do after all the years of great chicken and slaw that he has given me. Right?

 

I know that this is a dumb question, but where in the heck did you get a Col. Sanders statue? Is it the plastic one? I kinda' like it, but I think that it would have to stay in the shop to scare the neighbors.

Chris Nelson
Kansas

 

That Col. Sanders statue has beady little eyes that follow you around the kitchen.

 

Your only scratching the surface Lucky. Those beady eyes can see inside your soul and reveal your past present and future, as well as your true self. It's nothing to joke about. There are serious otherwordly powers at work here.


Oh , and by the way... the name "Money shot" is now official. The Colonel has spoken!!

 

This is funny.


You guys are nuts!



I'm with Piero though... I wouldn't want a bare assed dude rub all over my car's frontseat!! Yikes!

 

Oh , and by the way... the name "Money shot" is now official. The Colonel has spoken!![/QUOTE]

Now THAT is AWESOME!!!!! I can't wait to make a trip to Cal. to see all you guys! I want to me the Colonel as well!

monkey

 

A threesome with the Col. You sick bastard. hahaha

Finger-Fucking Good!

 

The post that never goes away!!


I agree with "Money Shot" you really need to get that on the raodster!

Monkey you need to come to cali Holms..so bobby can give you the Money Shot hahaaa Right in your hair...

But will all be at the Round Up this year so it will be a THEM takeover!!!

evel

 

I'm not sure I want to know how, or why, you know that... :s

ahahahah I'm glad Im not the only one who thought of that! A bunch of HAMB guys, dick in hand, frantically looking from the girl to the car and back to the girl...

The only problem with slacking off and surfing non work related stuff is when you come across something like this and burst out laughing... Databases shouldn't be funny enough to laugh about :s

 

SWEET! gotta love puttin the ol' greece gun to use!

 

just curios speedy,what were you searching for when you came up with this thread ? lol

 

Haha... Pwned

 

Okay, there's got to be a "finger-lickin' good" joke there someplace.

 

2005.

 

I can't believe it took 6 years for this thread to pop up again. This is some funny shit.

 

This is beyond funny............You are a wild man

 

I wonder if Bobby got a copy of the movie poster with his car on it?

 

Irma LA DEUCE! lol

 

Of course!

 

You ever get the smell outta that seat?