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My car's a porn star!! (nudity)

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Bobby Green, Dec 15, 2005.

  1. Bryan
    Joined: Jul 25, 2002
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    I've always wondered, do they pay well for using your car and garage?
     
  2. sodbuster
    Joined: Oct 15, 2001
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    from Kansas

    Yea, it is a good thing that they did not touch the tank. That is one of the builds that I have been following for a couple of years now. Oh yea, did the naked chick ask "What are all of those slot looking wheels piled up in the corner over there?". Uhhhh, Divco, "Whats that".

    Chris
     
  3. Bobby Green
    Joined: Jun 9, 2001
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    No Chris, I don't think that girl would have known the difference between a wheel and a hoola hoop. Not the brightest thing if you know what I mean?
     
  4. PurHell
    Joined: Dec 17, 2004
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    from So Cal

    I made $1500 renting my USMC jeep for a Japanese video game shoot ... I think you got the better deal !!!...... Well ... Except for the dick cheese on the seat thing ......
     
  5. tim burns
    Joined: Oct 15, 2004
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    from Oregon

    you are a ruler! we need boob pix!
     
  6. Bobby Green
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    I am amazed at the amount of response from this post. I honestly thought I was going to get bashed by a bunch people for being involved in porn in any way, but you guys have been great! Thanks for the support!

    Just for that, here is a bonus pic. This is the chick (I can't remember her name) in my kitchen getting ready. I told her to pose with my Colonel sanders statue. Enjoy.
     

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  7. Automotive Stud
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    Smut Peddler is good! If all else fails it could be a new sig. for a while.

    It's hard to believe she wasn't the brightest bulb :rolleyes: That's ok though, the colonel got some action. Did you get a pick with her rubbing up on you???? :D I'd carry that in my wallet!
     
  8. squigy
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    Funny we had one filmed in our garage about 2 years ago.
    it was Nikki Hunter`s demo CD
    i would elaborate on what she did with my bosses tools but i cant do it cleanly...
    if anyone wants a copy i can burn one for ya just PM me...
    unfortunately i had taken my hot rod home 2 days prior so just her and a work bench and "snap-on tools"...
     
  9. FoMoCo_MoFo
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    that bitch straddlin' the devo hatted col. sanders gave me more of a boner that the porn photos.

    how did you know my #1 fetish?

    see ya Monday...
     
  10. TINGLER
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
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    Is that posing?
    It looks like that chick is trying to take a shit on your kitchen table.

    ....then again, some dudes are into that. :eek:


    Man, Porn might be cool and all, but personally, I'd rather not have it rubbed all over my garage. Thats a space for me and my lady. :D :D
     
  11. davidvillajr
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    yeah, the colonel does that to me too..............
     
  12. Lucky Burton
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    Bob, Thats more veiws on this post than half of the HAMB members ...
     
  13. NOw dats funny:)
     
  14. 38fordcoupe
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    If the chick is gettin poked in my rod its my rod that will be doing the pokin.
     
  15. Brad S.
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    Name it "Money Shot". Best quote in this thread.

    Now that's some funny shit right there.
     
  16. DIRTYBIRD
    Joined: Feb 13, 2004
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    Yeah maybe some guys will be jerkin it to your car instead of the boning.
     
  17. junk-junkie
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    from Arvada CO

    Screw the porn and the deuce, you have a Colonel Sanders with a DEVO hat!

    Way to go spudboy! :rolleyes:
     
  18. 2xcrash
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    Just when you think it can't get any stranger you get Colonel Sanders with a DEVO hat. Next we'll get the bathroom shot with ET on the crapper :eek: .... You must have the coolest house around.... :cool:
     
  19. hemifarris
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    This could be your son.
     

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  20. rotgg
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    from al

    i love it he he
     
  21. tim burns
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    from Oregon

    she should have worn the devo hat while getting pounded from behind. are we not men? LOL! we need more pix of chix!
     
  22. MarkX
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    Your roadster is now a PORNSTAR ............. awesome
     
  23. Please close this thread.
     
  24. airkooled
    Joined: Jan 27, 2005
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    from Royal Oak

    Wow. What if Colonel Sanders had been a member of Devo?
     
  25. seymour
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    from PNW

    :confused:
     
  26. I don't like to complain but I'm seeing an overall downward trend.
    Okay, don't lock it.
    Carry on.
     
  27. dixiedog
    Joined: Mar 20, 2002
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    That is hilarious

    One question - did it seem like a job to them? I mean, when the take was over, did they go over, wipe off, get a drink of water and talked about sports?
     
  28. Don't be surprised the next time you go to the gas station and just before you finish, you pull the nozzle out and spray it all over the car.:D

    I just hadda...:D :p
     
  29. Monkey
    Joined: May 6, 2002
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    from Owasso, OK

    Baaaaaaa hhhaaaaa hhhaaaaa haaaaa!!!!! AWESOME!!!

    I just got a great mental picture.

    Hilarious man!

    monkey
     
  30. krashman
    Joined: May 8, 2005
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    Now that is some good stuff.

    Did you get to try out the merchandise :rolleyes:
     

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