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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Joe T Creep, Jun 19, 2005.

  1. Joe T Creep
    Joined: Jan 1, 2003
    Posts: 1,145

    Joe T Creep
    Member Emeritus

    You forgot tattooed man boobs...[/QUOTE]

    I didnt forget....I purposely tried to ignore them............... and now you have forther solidified the "tattooed man boobs" in my permanent memory.....
    *gag*
    thanks a lot....
     
  2. I didnt forget....I purposely tried to ignore them............... and now you have forther solidified the "tattooed man boobs" in my permanent memory.....
    *gag*
    thanks a lot....[/QUOTE]


    OK I win the cover shot!

    I've also got tattoo'd man boobs + they're peirced.

    You think it sucks to be skinny???

    Try being fat...everything I put on turns into a thong once it gets past my knees and I need suspenders or everything migrates below my knees in a feable attempt to once again resemble something other than a thong.
     
  3. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
    Posts: 5,287

    Brandy
    Member
    from Texas


    OK I win the cover shot!

    I've also got tattoo'd man boobs + they're peirced.

    You think it sucks to be skinny???

    Try being fat...everything I put on turns into a thong once it gets past my knees and I need suspenders or everything migrates below my knees in a feable attempt to once again resemble something other than a thong.[/QUOTE]

    Oh now I"M GONNA GAG!:eek: :D

    Creeps, you SO brought this on yourself man!:D
    xxx
    Brandy
     
  4. Automotive Stud
    Joined: Sep 26, 2004
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    Automotive Stud
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    SOOOO, didja get her number???
     
  5. Kustom Chief
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
    Posts: 778

    Kustom Chief
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    You can hardly see the scar from the sex change....

    HAHA
    Smokin...
    Larry
     
  6. HoldFast
    Joined: Jan 24, 2005
    Posts: 818

    HoldFast
    Member

    Oh now I"M GONNA GAG!:eek: :D

    Creeps, you SO brought this on yourself man!:D
    xxx
    Brandy[/QUOTE]



    yeah right...we all know you're into that shit. haaa.
     
  7. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
    Posts: 8,903

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    Brandy !!!! I drove all the way to paso to get 1 shot of you by my car and never even got to meet ya much less get a pict !!!!
     
  8. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    :eek: Oh how sweet! But totally sad!! I'll be at the Roundup with the Pontiac next year, you pose on mine and I'll pose on yours!;) .........GOD I love the Texas boys!:p :D
    xxx
    Brandy
     
  9. Joe T Creep
    Joined: Jan 1, 2003
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    Joe T Creep
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    Oh god....Its all my fault......
    I'm still praying for this all to be deleted then I can deny any knowledge of it.....
     
  10. jersey fink
    Joined: Feb 11, 2005
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    jersey fink
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    from jersey

    on a calender theres 12 months,,,ya owe us 11 more pics
     
  11. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

    I wouldn't even bother....:D Might get me ALL sorts of excited about the GMB calender.:eek: :D
    xxx
    Brandy
     
  12. Noname38
    Joined: Nov 24, 2001
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    HAHA its turned into homosexual erotica... Now all we need is a man who shaves his legs and gets a bikini wax job in a thong... with suspenders and those little things strippers wear on their nibbles with the strings on his man tits...
     
  13. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas


    Pasties man, P*A*S*T*I*E*S........not to be confused with PASTRIES!:D
    xxx
    Brandy
     
  14. Joe T Creep
    Joined: Jan 1, 2003
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    Joe T Creep
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    Ok Ok.....If you all promise to NOT post any "Man Thong" or "Pierced Man Boobs" Pics I will provide a monthly Pic post with some idiots car with a cute girl on it.
    Hopefully I can fogive myself for starting this ugly trend.....
     
  15. Noname38
    Joined: Nov 24, 2001
    Posts: 369

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    Haha I'm still trying to figure out how I spelled nipples as nibbles... Nibble Pastries...
     
  16. Muttley
    Joined: Nov 30, 2003
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    Where's a Germ post about Nazi's and smoking crack when you need one?:rolleyes:
     
  17. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
    Member
    from Texas

    I promise to post a month by month pic of the GMB boys (ANYWAY they come) for all to enjoy.:D


    Noname........I dunno! But what confuses me more, how could you NOT know the name for Pasties? That's a serious loss of man points there pal!:D
    xxx
    Brandy
     
  18. speedaddict
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    speedaddict
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    from Austin, Tx

  19. Joe T Creep
    Joined: Jan 1, 2003
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    Joe T Creep
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    Noname........I dunno! But what confuses me more, how could you NOT know the name for Pasties? That's a serious loss of man points there pal!:D


    Actually I think he lost the man points when he said:

    " Now all we need is a man who shaves his legs and gets a bikini wax job in a thong... with suspenders and those little things strippers wear on their nibbles with the strings on his man tits..."

    Damn. I worry about some of you guys.....
     
  20. jdubbya
    Joined: Jul 12, 2003
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    Cool pics, but we need to see more.

    BTW- I am available for the GMB calander, I have read all the fine print in my modeling contract, and it doesnt say anything about calander shoots...so I am in.:D
     
  21. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
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    from Texas

     
  22. Sam F.
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    Sam F.
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    ..don't you have some laundry or dishes to wash?
     
  23. Noname38
    Joined: Nov 24, 2001
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    Haha I like calling them twirlies... a pastie is what I call a bear nekid female titty in my mouth.... with a little powdered sugar sprinkled on the nipple off course.... This would be the first time I got minused man points... The real question is... When we gonna see the other 11 month of the calender?
     
  24. Revhead
    Joined: Mar 19, 2001
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    Revhead
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    from Dallas, TX

    One more reason why you should worry about this guy... He had to specify that it was a female titty. :D
     
  25. Now I could help contribute to a Calender, as long as I got mention with the pic. I'd a posted one of a recent shoot with CutieGirl and a 40 Frod, but seems to be an error with posting tonight. Many good tease pix though, for a g rated calender.

    And, Hey Brandy, does that you Model Mine I Model yours , apply to me too
    ;)
     
  26. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    Brandy
    Member
    from Texas

    Don't you have a lawn to mow or a car to wash? It's my night off, you've bumped your head if you think I'm gonna wash dishes, cook or do ANYTHING else domestic!:D :p

    But the you model yours and I model mine is still a plan!
    xxx
    Brandy

     
  27. donovandagger
    Joined: Sep 21, 2003
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    amen ta that.....


    JACK I KNOW YOUR OUT OF THE CAVE!!!!!!!! COME BACK TO THE HAMB!!!!!
     
  28. TRIUMPH TERROR
    Joined: Nov 14, 2004
    Posts: 1,000

    TRIUMPH TERROR
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    This post is like a bad train wreck I looked when it first came on the board and did not make a post to it as I did not want to offend the women folk on here.:rolleyes:
    (tryin to get some brownie points here)
    But like any accident scene I kept seeing the post count go up and up and I just had to look again and man am I sorry I did.I am seriously worried about this man boob thing and thongs with suspenders.But what goes on behind closed doors is your buisness.LOL

    I was thinkin about hit the Hotrod Rumble in MI next month but from the sounds of it their probably gonna have a thong check at the state line and I really cant see me wearin one of those as there could be some caffeing.:eek:


    Shoe
     
  29. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
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    I was thinkin about hit the Hotrod Rumble in MI next month but from the sounds of it their probably gonna have a thong check at the state line and I really cant see me wearin one of those as there could be some caffeing.:eek:


    Shoe[/QUOTE]

    TOO FUNNY !!!!!!
     
  30. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 9,673

    flatheadpete
    Member
    from Burton, MI

    It only hurts, no it's more of a tickle, for a minute....see ya there!
     

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