Found this as the pix of the day..... He must be making his rounds and buying the gals beers on the way out west. http://starphoto.starblvd.net/
So when is he spreading his wings ? I seem to recall suggesting he summer over down under last year ? I'm sure between us and the Aussies we can put some miles and smiles on him....
Mr Bones is on the left coast, currently terrorizing SamIyam's place. He was handed off at the HAMB Drags to Sam and is waiting for a pass down the track in the BFD.
Seems like Mr. Bones has not been in the traveling mood this summer, maybe he will get motivated while out West... Sam, you gonna take him to class to meet the young students..
<font color="green">He grabbed my ass at the drags!! I felt so violated. I gave him a half hour to stop. Then ROOT took over. </font>
He BIT my ass at the drags....and after all I've done for him. I plopped my ass down in Denise's Big Olds' front seat......right on Mister Bones. CHOMP! I picked him up and shook the shit outa him...chewed his ass good too. Not the first time I've chewed his ass and it never did an good before either....Mr Bones is a menace...
I heard Germ took Mr. Bones out to a strip club in Sac the other night... Mr. Bones got super fresh during a lapdance from a big-titted blonde, (he was actually hidden in between her boobs..!!) the bouncer busted in the room to take care of business and Mr. Bones kicked his ass..!! Then him and Germ took off in the '52 to Supersecretville(tm)... On the way they met up with some hookers... when they got back to the pad the girls got 'comfortable', then they all smoked some weed from Ol' Smokey... While watching the Repo Man DVD on the plasma, they took turns crank-calling Marcunts for an hour and a half... after a while they stumbled over to the liquor store right before closing and heisted a handle bottle of Jim Beam and a 30 pack of Pabst, went back to the pad and washed down some Xanax, Klonopin and Valiums... And well, you know what happened from there... Germ woke up the next morning and Mr. Bones and the hookers were gone... (and Germ's BLEED CD too...) He found a large bloodstain, a roll of duct tape, and shovel in the trunk of the '52... Damn that Mr. Bones sure knows how to party..!! Invite me next time whydontcha..!! Geezzz...
Actually... the germ scenario may not be as far away from the truth as you think... just stay tuned. Sam.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...... me, Germ, PBR, hookers and drugs!! Does life get any better???? Maybe he'll even get me laid....... yeah! I wanna visit Cole's shop, meet both Mudd and the Harvester of Bondo in person.... oh boy... I'm packing my bags right now...... Germ.... I'm waiting on the front stoop right now for ya.... gay love, ain't it grand??? xoxoxox
No guilt, no conscience, no backbone, no hair, no dick, no nothin! Think I'll still be able to get laid??? Maybe with Germ's help it'll be possible???
Repo Man is on DVD???????? Please tell me you're not kidding. Mr. Bones, if you can get laid, you're a true dickhead!
Repo Man is on DVD... TIN BOX Edition no less..!!! on ebay...Buy it Now cheaper than what I paid over a year ago... check it out...last I looked he had 17 left at that price... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3347111943&category=2294 ...Later...Snacks...
Hey Sam I think we ought to give mr Bones a chance to go fast and turn left in the dirt.If I can stay in front like i did last race he won't get much mud thrown at him.We are running Friday nite the 19th at sacramento and Saturday nite the 20th at Orland. can you trust him in an old mans care for a few days ? He might need a rest after being with Germ anyway!!! Bruce
Curious Rash- You're lucky... I think I paid $35 or $40 for mine when it first came out... oh well...
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