The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by rustdodger, Aug 13, 2010.
That's cold!!... But funny...
It's also a one owner... and nothing bad comes up on the Carfax!
ready for paint
ya ready for paint classic and then you ask them what kind of guide coat did they used and they look at you like your talking Russian.
Ready to cruise for the summer...
Even before I was a member here, the term "rat-rod" really irritated me. Once I seen that everyone here hates it too, I felt all warm and fuzzy.
But the all time favorite of mine is, "dont waiste my time."
I've accepted the fact that no one wants to punctuate. But what the hell is "waiste?" It's a misspelled/invented word?
I have a degree in engineering and am far from being the smartest man alive.
But if we're grading on a curve, I'm frickin' Einstein.
I had high hopes for this FNG.
We've done this already Einstein.....
The past tense of see is saw. Adverbs like just, since, once etc have no bearing on tense. Past perfect tense " have " uses the verb seen Examples I just saw/Since I saw /Once I saw I have just seen/Once I have seen/Since I have seen
"Once I seen" is incorrect. Einsteins won't approve, however that was one of the best and shameless examples of self gratification and ego masterbation ,AKA tooting your own horn that I have seen in a long time.
heater works, shifts fine, starts in winter.........
Those big, goofy-ass ghetto "bling" 28" wheels added to any car. The seller brags on the great "rims" (they are WHEELS, you brain-dead crackhead!) it has. Also, that set of ten amps, six subs, and a dozen speakers splattered throughout the car. Of course, the car is always a '78 - '88 GM product, where the car alone might be worth a $500 bill, but the proud owner is asking six grand for it.
Another is "gotta sale, don't have time for it anymore!" Translated: The HOA is on my ass about this complete POS in my garage and they want it gone yesterday"..or.."I'm so far over my head in this that my old lady is gonna kill me unless I sell this bitch to some unsuspecting rube, er, I mean proud new owner!"
I saw an ad last night listing a 1942 Chrysler, photo was of a 1929 Plymouth...
And it was listed "for sell"
The continued and viral misuse of the word "seen" gives me the runs. I hate it, almost as much as "rims".
BTW, it's "masturbation"
"Supposedly there is a spell check on the hamb pages, but its never worked for me the few times I could find it."
See anything wrong?
And if you wanted a shameless example, look no further than your own post to me.
I'll add a smiley next time to brighten your day.
^^^I'll let someone else ask...^^^
I entered an unmolested, unrestored (never painted and all original components) OT car ('70 Chevelle 396 SS) in an Unrestored class at a local car show last year, and the car that one first place had been freshly painted, had aftermarket wheels, and had an interior refresh. I'm not a sore loser but how is that unrestored? Hell, my car still had the 2nd set of tires on it that were put on in '75! One reason why I don't do car shows...
Should've entered a Camero...
...on an S-10 chassis.
I hate it when someone yells 'GET DOWN' but not why or where the fire is coming from!
Arnold Schwarzenegger movies must drive you nuts!
All movies like that, especially War movies, Navy Seals I just want to dive into the screen and slap people around!
"For sale,,NOS valley PAN for Chrysler Hemi"
Its not a "pan",its a cover,,valley cover,,it covers the lifter valley.
Are valve covers considered "pans" even tho they cover the valve train?
"For sale,,NOS valve PANS for Chrysler Hemi"
What's a "dume" buggy?
I changed it from Dune to Dume right after a guy started a thread entitled "How to buy a car in Camada"....the thread is gone but it was fkng hillarious...heres an example,,"Pan Amberson was discovered in Camada".
Guess ya had to be there and I fixed my sig.
I work for a military contractor and can affirm that God won't help you if one of he govt inspectors finds "foot pounds" on your paperwork.
I hate how every original and unmolested old car on sleazeBay or Craigslist is a great "rat rod" candidate no matter what shape it's in.
" Heads Up " when they want you to duck, WTF ?
What's a "ratrod"???...
Also every single POS that is not even good for a single part.
You dom't say?
Didm't they film this movie there?
Thread closing time
Apparently you start with a nice car recently purchased from sleazeBay, and smear some horse shit all over it and maybe let a few of your friends puke on the front seat, then cover said puke with a Mexican blanket, and then paint the wheels red.
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