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mechanic joke

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Flat Roy, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. Flat Roy
    Joined: Nov 23, 2007
    Posts: 533

    Flat Roy
    Member

    I have note seen this done on the Hamb before and I woun't offended if you boot it out, but I thought this was to funny to pass up.

    A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice
    insurance and HMO paperwork and was burned out.
    Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be
    beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic.
    He went to the local technical college, signed up for
    evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he
    could.
    When the time for the practical exam approached, the
    gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the
    exam with tremendous skill.
    When the results came back, he was surprised to find that
    he had obtained a score of 150%.
    Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying,
    "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an
    outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the
    grade."
    The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the
    engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total
    mark.
    "You put the engine back together again perfectly,
    which is also worth 50% of the mark."
    After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an
    extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which
    I've never seen done in my entire career.":rolleyes:
     
  2. Crusty Nut
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,834

    Crusty Nut
    Member

    Sounds more like a proctologist than a gnynecologist, but still funny.
     
  3. Mister Ford
    Joined: Feb 19, 2009
    Posts: 28

    Mister Ford
    Member
    from Seattle

    HAHAHAHA! Everyone at my shop loved that! Actually I'm the guy in that joke, but it wasn't malparactice suits that bothered me, i envisioned every girl walkin in the door to look like Betty Davis, not Bette Midler.
     

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