Louie is gonna be PISSED!!! Some busy-body fucking bent over old bitch representing the City Of Dearborn just stuck a notice on my door saying that my old Chevy has to be moved, or it'll be a $500 fine! This fucked up, crime-ridden Hell-hole, a miserable EXCUSE for a City pulls shit like this to justify hiking taxes every year. The Mayor is a crooked shitwad that makes Boss Hogg look like Mother Theresa, and his little cronies flock to kiss his worthless ass! Now, I'm a pretty easy-going fella...fairly laid back and downright silly most of the time...but my room-mate is a mean sonofabitch, and he AIN'T gonna like this one bit! His full name is Louisville Slugger, but I just call him "Louie" for short. The backyard has some snow on it now, and the ground is a little uneven. Someone comes poking around back there, they're likely to fall down and get hurt...BAD! Louie might TRY to help them back up...but he's kinda clumsy...could end up hurting them WORSE! People just never know when to keep their noses out of the other guy's business. That's how bad things happen...some fuckhead kicks a sleeping dog, and cries when he gets mauled. Shoulda stayed up north...people there mind their own affairs and don't go walking their uppity yuppie asses around LOOKING for trouble! Fuck this City, Fuck Mayor Guido, Fuck 'em ALL! Sorry about the rant, but when people fuck with your car, and your way of life, that's grounds for a fight!