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is your ride a he or a she?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by NVRRDUNN, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. SlamCouver
    Joined: Jun 26, 2006
    Posts: 2,002

    from Brazil, IL

    My ride is always an extension of myself.
  2. RacerRick
    Joined: May 16, 2005
    Posts: 2,753


    My 57 is a she - "Black Bettie". Shes all dressed up and pretty.

    My dodge is a he.
  3. fuel pump
    Joined: Nov 4, 2001
    Posts: 3,620

    fuel pump
    Member Emeritus
    from Caro,MI

    That sounds like some of the old farts I hang out with:eek::eek::D
  4. The Cap'n
    Joined: Apr 28, 2008
    Posts: 117

    The Cap'n
    from Kansas

    All my cars need me to spend money on them to keep them happy, and my daily driver leaks trans. fluid on the driveway every once in a while. :rolleyes:
  5. Stevie Nash
    Joined: Oct 24, 2007
    Posts: 2,999

    Stevie Nash

    It's an "IT". It's a thing...
  6. Armstrong
    Joined: Apr 17, 2004
    Posts: 371


    Mine is a hermaphrodite. It's got something for everyone!
  7. my 65 catalina hardtop is "selina"
    the 52 chevy chopped is "ruby", she was red once and had a sticker of a pin up named ruby so it fit
    and my 63 catalina is named "neptune", from the color, but still a girl.
    And if i get a truck again it will be a neither, too manly so i usually call them the pick em up truck like alot do, it IS in the way you treat them i guess.
  8. tudor40
    Joined: Mar 17, 2007
    Posts: 71

    from Atlanta

    Come on look at the "Hooters" on her... and that big ol smile!!

    Even wife and daughter name our daily driver cars. Wife's car is a 99 Expedition (Sally) and she named my 2002 KIng Ranch F150 "Duke" because of the saddle leather seats... we got a Focus we just call a "Piece of Shit".

  9. Cad La Dave
    Joined: Apr 15, 2008
    Posts: 225

    Cad La Dave
    from CA

    Mines a transvestite....
  10. DrJ
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 9,418


    In English, not-living items aren't subject to a gender, like they are in a Latin language, like Spanish fr instance.
    In Spanish "vehicle" is called the masculine word "vehiculo" (with an accent over the "i" my computer won't do in English.)

    But I wouldn't take that to have much relevance to women because in Spanish, there is no female word for "brain". :rolleyes:
  11. JDHolmes
    Joined: Nov 25, 2006
    Posts: 918

    from Spring TX

    Even though they have gender specific names, Herman, Bertha, they must be bi-sexual because as I'm working they either get "You BI**H" or "You SON OF A B***H" with a "mother f****r" thrown in here or there for good measure. (These are normally associated with skin and blood being left on some portion or a bolt welded with rust and unmoving).
  12. yblock292
    Joined: Oct 10, 2006
    Posts: 2,937


    SHE........ guys aren't this much trouble.
  13. Back in the day guys used to hang coconuts on the back of their model T's with a sign that said "you can't call me Lizzie now."
  14. liljgoneman
    Joined: Dec 31, 2006
    Posts: 160


    it's a he, i've never had that car wake up and say "huh, i don't wanna be YOUR car anymore".......happens sometimes with females. his name? EL CABALLO LOCO!!!!
  15. Jalopy Jim
    Joined: Aug 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,867

    Jalopy Jim

    93 Surburban - Sir Burb / male
    99 Sonoma - General / male
    01 Camery - Batmobile / movie car
    54 F100 - Miss Fortune / female
    62 Falcon - Jalopy / ??????
  16. Mine's a she of course ... "Victoria" .. Ford decided that for me when "she" was born ...
  17. 40Standard
    Joined: Jul 30, 2005
    Posts: 5,843

    from Indy

    a big fat fucking bitch who thinks she knows everything. wait a minute, are we talking about cars?:rolleyes:
  18. thirty7slammed
    Joined: Sep 1, 2007
    Posts: 886

    from earth

    Mine's a ho, I mean girl..............:D
  19. 23 bucket-t
    Joined: Aug 27, 2005
    Posts: 1,366

    23 bucket-t

    Her name is Lucille.
  20. Cabbage
    Joined: Apr 17, 2006
    Posts: 729

    1. S.F.C.C.

    Guys I hate to say it but, "If it has Tits or Wheels its gonna cause you trouble" Thats the way i see it....
  21. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792


    Her name is Miss Behavin'. She's almost ready to crush the ricers and donks around where I live.:D
  22. For all the reasons above mine are she,mike bike is called miss lead,unfortunatelly there was a car in a magazine called the same,pissed me off but oh well,he's in for a ride if my miss lead is any indication,but my rides earn their names based on all kinds of shit.
  23. Slick Steve
    Joined: Dec 4, 2007
    Posts: 318

    Slick Steve
    from Indy

    Not sure...havent had it long enough. What do you guys think? How bout a name?

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  24. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
    Posts: 15,792


    Miss Fortune. Like the name of my car, it's a name from a WWII bomber. Plus, it sounds like the name a hot rod should have.

    Yea, I vote Miss Fortune.
  25. crashbox
    Joined: Dec 21, 2006
    Posts: 148


    My '56 Ford F350 tow truck is Captain Hook. My '31 Ford is Mr. Grumpy. I bet I could come up with a name for you, too, but you won't like it. Ha!
  26. ibcalaveras
    Joined: May 30, 2006
    Posts: 599


    I guess I will have to put it up on the lift and look.
  27. Gigantor
    Joined: Jul 12, 2006
    Posts: 3,825


    How about "Indecision" or maybe something more obscure, like "Neopolitan":D
  28. Looks a bit "Dodgey", Also kinda "Frumpy" looking.
    PM me and I'll tell you where that name came from.
  29. Larry Pearsall
    Joined: Apr 7, 2007
    Posts: 1,462

    Larry Pearsall

    If mine was an Automatic ,it was a she ..4,, speed's are always a he...

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