Hello, I'm just a good ol' boy! A pig feet, pinto beans, and corn bread southern beauty. I drink Chivas with my cuties and roll all night in a Chevy. I hate working with hay, but I enjoy making love all day. Cars are my game just as the Brits love their dames. I bounce in the southern heat as I listen to the beats. I feel in heaven as I pass the Seven Eleven. Remember I'm no fool ... I'm Sir Kool. Got to go. My wife is coming!!! Hope you got a laugh!!!