After years of overworking myself, burning out, dropping out, and roaming the world as self-unemployed upholsterer vagabond I'm officially back in business. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the new home of Fat Lucky's Upholstery (currently a Forever 21 sweatshop). I'm really excited about the move, but I have some serious startup costs, and need to raise a lot of cash fast. Everything here is for sale. If anybody wants anything of mine, come on over and buy it!