Folks Of Interest I'm an Idiot. How do I find the motorcycle forum?

I'm pretty confused right now. Please don't haze me or delete me. I'm fragile, and my safe space is 800 miles away. I found an original 1970's Triumph chopper. It was in a barn and I had to fistfight that Danielle chick from that T.V show about Pickers. It was tattooed blow jobs all around and even my pet duck got laid.
The fat kid, with the bad haircut from Pawn Stars, has already offered me a sex change operation for this bike.
The story of how I got it isn't important. The motor is a '67 Triumph 650, it's in a one off Denvers frame from the personal collection of some famous Bates dude.. Here's the deal, Im looking for a guy from Iowa that used to build Triumph motors.. I don't have his name because my '77 series of Easy Rider Magazine is in bad shape. All the pages are stuck together. Im currently looking for an engine builder in the Nebraska-Iowa -Illinois area? The rest of the restoration will be done by me. I got a new flux core welder and I still remember all the techniques that Cole Foster taught me.
Wish me luck. you can see the video of the fat kid trying to haggle with me on an up and coming Pawn Stars episode.
Help me out.
-germ

 

No help but would be a great tv short.Those Triumph's are fine scooters.

 

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit! Ain't no telling who might walk through the HAMB front door.

Glad to help a HAMB institution:
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Good luck with your new scooter.

 

A refreshing blast from the past.

Good luck with the Triumph.

 

The Motorcycle Forum is right by the Boat Section.

Tell Cole to pop on here and say hey sometime.

-Abone.

 

I should have kept the stone stock Triumph Bonneville I pulled out of a dumpster, but I needed the $500.00. Bob

 

thats what I'm talking bout! wtf is up with Ryan just letting anybody here?
Stay around germ and stir some shit with us.

 

Gawd I've missed this guy..............

 

The motorcycle forum here is jockeyjournal.com.
Nice find on the Triumph. I tried scoring one of those back in 72 and couldn't find one.

 

Mike and Frank should have filmed that fistfight with Danielle.Probably make some damn good viewing...hehehe

 

I would like a blowjob
...no triumph though. How about a handjob for my push mower?

 

Yes, Wall of Death on roller skates, that would be one to watch. Bob

 

Glad to see Germ got his MO JO back! Made my day!

 

Rumor is,The Dallas Cowboys are trying to draft her...to play linebacker

 

I think the Cleveland Browns could make better use of her talents based on their current performance!

 

Wasn't that the issue with the naked Mamma Cass spread? Damn, I can't even give that one away.

 

No help. I just bought a Honda.

 

The is a fine line between humor & odor ~ one is a shift of WIT the other is a whiff of SHIT.

Germ has mastered both. HRP

 

Paging @porknbeaner please pick up the white courtesy phone.

 

i don't know what to say, i like boobies!

 

May not even be who you are looking for but there was a gentleman in LaPorte, IA who was into Triumphs, passed away a few years ago. Last name was Moody.

 

Thanks for the ideas. Danielle is a piece of meat. we rub vintage lamps together and I let her sit on my '48 Panhead in the living room. We listen to swing music..
If you guys know any Triumph builders let me know.. Looking for a Midwest guy who is familiar with them to handle the machine work.
-germ

 

For real - bean is the man to ask.

 

Thanks for the ideas. Danielle is a piece of meat. we rub vintage lamps together and I let her sit on my '48 Panhead in the living room. We listen to swing music..
If you guys know any Triumph builders let me know.. Looking for a Midwest guy who is familiar with them to handle the machine work.
-germ

 

You might be looking for Bill Reimanschneider at Super T Specialties in State Center Iowa. 641 483 2185

 

Danielle! YUM!

 

I have a 69 Bonneville in my shed been sitting over 30 years, gas tank smells like a vintage lamp. Have been told of a Triumph man in Ohio named Triumph John I have no further information. Joe

 

.........................and suddenly, there went my lunch.

 

My brother has a low mileage '70 Daytona, but it needs a resto.