Here is my top ten; 1. No host bar , not just beer (this may offend those with young children though) 2. No Children (come on, we can have an adults only occasion once in a while can't we?) 3. Strippers. OK, scantily clothed girls serving cocktails (though this may offend the wives) 4. No wives. (The boys need a night out once in a while to be left to our own debauchery). 5. Grass. As in no parking lots (hell, smoke em if you got em) but no molten tarmac! 6. Food. (Burgers and dogs are fine...sliced avocados for the CA guys) 7. No car Nazis. So what if a Camaro or a RR show up. (Get over yourself and meet someone new) 8. No gate charge. (Nuff said) 9. No participation trophies. (I'm sure there is a church cruise-in you can hit next weekend) 10. No early AM! (I like to do my bench racing in the afternoon during happy hour).