The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Lloyd's paint & glass, Oct 12, 2022.
I'd love to but would probably need to change my wiper blades before heading east.
Is there a McDonalds nearby, I hear they will soon be selling Krispy Kreme doughnuts in select Kentucky locations?
About 2.5 miles
Well hell, you never mentioned that before, now I gotta look into flights
McDonalds???? I heard this is supposed to be an "All Inclusive" shindig, meaning free food, lodging, entertainment, laundry, oil changes, bail and defense attorneys! (NOT all inclusive in the 'politically correct' sense)
I'll cook if Lloyd has facilities. I cook pretty good, often for large groups. I've got this giant pan that ya throw right on a bonfire and I make up a camping breakfast concoction off tons of eggs, sausage, potatoes, cheese, and burn some toast. And I can bring my waffle cone machine and make waffle cones, lol, that's what I do for a living. I make the absolute best waffle cones on earth. Which is really odd.... Lmfao.
Damn, it’s near 1pm, I want a breakfast!
I've got over 100lbs of catfish in the freezer at the moment, usually put a couple hundred pounds in there a year, so we'll have a fish day. Then my buddy from the firehouse has a smoker trailer that he caters with, he said that he'll bring it over and smoke a whole hog, we have done it plenty of times on his smoker, just cut it in half. He said he'll do that for free beer, and I asked the lady at the Mexican restaurant if she'd be interested in bringing her food truck over one day, she said absolutely, but you gotta pay for the food lol... there'll be no McDonald's, unless you don't like a fish fry or pig roast lol.. I've mentioned it to my paint jobber and he said he'll sponsor it, and the machine shop said they'll sponsor it. O'Reilly's said they'll give us some door prizes. I'm gonna hit up the tshirt/ sign shop later on to see if he'll help out. My band already said yes, and another band I used to play in said they'll come down. So I'm getting a few ducks in a row, still got ideas, but we've got a year to go! Here's a clip of my band..
"It's Lloyd, man! Throwing the greatest party of all time! The whole world is there! It's the best thing that's ever happened to me in my whole life!"
Y'all didn't get my movie quote back about page 8 or so.
No Googling, fuckers....
You're on the Wi-Fi in my garage with the volume up.
You have a beautiful voice.
Yeah! 3 vocalists in 1 band, you sound good.
Is there any cool shit that you can't do???
Tie my dick in a knot
Yeah, do you find that it hurts a lot when you kneel on it accidentally..???
If ya want any “awards”.
We can make em at school.
I never thought it was cool to tie my dick in a knot, just kinda' thought it was a necessity... I got tired of stepping on the end of it! LOL!!!
But were the catfish all caught by "Noodling"?
Yeah, I suppose you're right. Truth be told, I couldn't hit the bottom of a Tuna can... but I can sure tear the hell out of the side's!
That sounds cool man. I was thinking of stuff like "the Moriarity" which would be the most traditional, "the squirrel" which would be the longest driven car, shit like that. But whatever you think! If you are planning on being here, you can do it however you'd like man. I've had a couple of guys message me that they can't make the trip, but they wanna send money to help put it on. I thought about taking any donations like that and buying gas cards, or tools, good tools, and giving them away.
No sir, all 3 to 8lb channel cats. Best eating. Homemade tartar sauce and homemade hush puppies
Got time to bounce ideas
No normal award crap.
I’ve got plenty of junk to build ‘em
I'll do what I can to help.
I can cook.
And serenade everybody to sleep on Saturday night with a rendition of
"Some Enchanted Evening".
@Lloyd's paint & glass I never knew just how lame i was until I met you!
Shit we make a decent team man, except for your cars are much nicer, and you drink cheap beer, and your parts stash pisses me off!
I do like my cheap beer! Parts stash is dwindling down. Cars are only nicer because I spend stoopid money on em
Far out, man! First thing tomorrow I'm gonna run down to the hock shop and buy me a guitar. I'll bet two weeks of watching Youtube video guitar lessons and I'll be able to jam with you guys. Here, hold my beer.
Pretty sure I told you last week
If you guys are serious about heading down, I'd like to run with you!
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