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I Work With Complete Idiots

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by S2X01, May 31, 2013.

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  1. blowby
    Joined: Dec 27, 2012
    Posts: 7,249

    from Nicasio Ca

    Friend of mine worked at the Chevy dealer in Placerville Ca.. Service manager's name, honest, Dick Ball.
  2. geez first I was a dick and now I flunked math too! just to set things straight, I joined HAMB in 1998 as 48_Hemi member #90. then 48HEMI then OldCarGlassGuy. then ryan let me change back to 48HEMI then had another computer problem and couldn't get back on the board as 48Hemi and ryan was in Hawaii so I signed up with NONAME till Ryan got back and kind of liked the name (or NONAME) so here I am.
    as much as I like Mr Dick I don't think I'll change. I've lost my post count 4-5 times all ready. I might turn into a post count whore like Larry:D

    getting back to the post I feel that shit happens and most often its self induced and very few will accept that. I'm sorry about the drums. :(
  3. I think I remember your mother
    Me so horny.......Me love you long time........Me sucky sucky
  4. mustang6147
    Joined: Feb 26, 2010
    Posts: 1,847

    from Kent, Ohio

    Let me know if you have any intrest in the drums
  5. Larry W
    Joined: Oct 12, 2009
    Posts: 731

    Larry W
    from kansas

    It's getting late..Good night John Boy......
  6. You number one gee eye.
  7. kennb
    Joined: Jan 8, 2008
    Posts: 178


    Had a good customer years ago with the last name Hughdick. He must have had a hell of a time in school. Ken
  8. S2X01
    Joined: May 15, 2011
    Posts: 153


    Not sure whether or not they would. I'll do some research.

    The possibility of a disc conversion is still a valid option, but 99% of the kits I've found require the original hubs. Guess what I don't have...

    This is discouraging to say the least.... I would have been at the Golden Super Cruise otherwise.
  9. S2X01
    Joined: May 15, 2011
    Posts: 153


    There was a work order...but who knows what happened when I was on lunch.

    Not trying to get myself in trouble here...but the store is in Wheat Ridge. Come see me whenever....I actually am one of the few with a brain around there.
  10. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 19,592

    from Michigan

    Who you callin' an old fart???....
    I'm only 53...:rolleyes::(
    I was a young punk too at one time... :D
  11. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 19,592

    from Michigan

    Yep! That was her!!!...
    For 10 dola each...
  12. chris' 38
    Joined: Oct 24, 2010
    Posts: 307

    chris' 38

    Went to school with a kid called Peter Sack
  13. mashed
    Joined: Oct 15, 2011
    Posts: 1,474

    from 4077th

    Umm, you might want to check your profile.

    I think your co-workers may be in good company.
  14. 56sedandelivery
    Joined: Nov 21, 2006
    Posts: 6,632


    They've also come up with a new drug for both impotence and hairloss; it's a combination of Viagra and Minoxidil. I regrows your hair, just makes it stand on end. Butch/56sedandelivery.
  15. LFS11
    Joined: Jan 7, 2012
    Posts: 88

    Member thread for some time. Has it all in one.

    I prefer Huge Dick.......Oh wait, that doesn't sound right?...
  16. 296 V8
    Joined: Sep 17, 2003
    Posts: 4,666

    296 V8
    from Nor~Cal

    I bet the guys named Dick really like this thread
  17. Gman0046
    Joined: Jul 24, 2005
    Posts: 6,260


    Good to hear from Ngo Long Dong. I guess he has been released from Long Binh Jail for selling Nuoc Cham Sauce laced with Viagra. He may be trolling Patpong Street in Bankok by now.
  18. I Work With Complete Idiots.................who doesn't?!
  19. I think you're looking for Hugh Jorgan......................or was it Heywood Jablomie?
  20. Deuces
    Joined: Nov 3, 2009
    Posts: 19,592

    from Michigan

    Where do you want it????....Hahahahahaha....:D
    Last edited: Jun 1, 2013
  21. Please refer as Monsieur Von Dick Impotentus.
  22. SquireDon
    Joined: Aug 8, 2010
    Posts: 600

    from Oregon

    I know a woman named Jocelyn Furbush.

    Have a customer named Van Raper.
  23. mustang6147
    Joined: Feb 26, 2010
    Posts: 1,847

    from Kent, Ohio

    I did that at the car dealer....OMG was it funny.

    My son went up to the Ford dealer to look at a truck. I called and said this is Mr Jablowme, My son is up there. Can you page Haywood and have him call home?

    My son called about 5 min later, and told me to Knock it off...... We still laugh at it
  24. I knew a girl who named her cat Richard.
    I said only you would have a pussy named Dick.
  25. You were on Lunch - for 12 hours! Holy Crap, that is one hell of a lunch. No wonder they disappeared. Unless they had a tag or something on them, people probably thought they were junk

    Ahh, now it makes sense.

    Seriously, I can't imagine anything good comes of calling co workers complete idiots on a public forum - you might not think they, or anyone from your company looks here, but you could be surprised very easily ;)

    At least this brought long dong out for a comment ...... :D

    And Please refer to me as The Honorable Richard Cranium, Esq. member of the Royal Order of Self Righteousness
  26. texasred
    Joined: Dec 3, 2008
    Posts: 1,084

    from Houston

    I was in the Army, Ft. Hood Tx with a guy named Dickinsheet, this poor sumbitch got hell 24/7..:eek:
  27. S2X01
    Joined: May 15, 2011
    Posts: 153

    Member was a post made hastily. They're not all idiots. Anger got the best of me.
    I gave everything to a tech and he said he would take a look at them. When I came back from lunch, he had left and the drums were no longer on the bench. I assumed he had locked them away in his box for the evening and would get to them the next day...since he was swamped with work that day and I wasn't in a huge rush. I know I know...the whole assume thing.

    Anyway, I asked him about the drums the next morning and he looked at me blankly. I thought he was messing with me at first. Nope. Long gone....

    So in summary...common sense was not used and I was(and still am) pretty pissed. Maybe I shouldn't have used the word idiots, but it felt fitting. No 12 hour lunches, and no "drunk". Just a case of fat thumbs.
  28. Dane
    Joined: May 6, 2010
    Posts: 1,351

    from Soquel, CA
  29. Not all was in vain,

    You probably have the leading candidate for:

    " Thread Gone In The Furthest Wrong Direction "

    Oh .... what the hell .... 5 stars :)

  30. S2X01
    Joined: May 15, 2011
    Posts: 153


    This tread definitely headed in a totally different direction...

    Oh well. I guess now I have time to rebuild the carb.
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