The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by S2X01, May 31, 2013.
Looks like "our boys" missed one...
Aliens every where. Can you hear the tune???
None of this surprises me in the least. The scrapping of parts by fuckin morons, the resultant dick contest within the topic, then some Asian influence to spice things up. Idiots? Don't sugar coat it brutha, most of us are grown ups and we can take the truth.
Oh, and I'm just a regular dick. No title required...
Thanks guys---this is doubtless the most fun I've ever had at 5 am.
Its been 4 hours since I swallowed my blue pill and got a blue vein throbber Doctor Egg Roll. Now what do I do?
Can we all just sing Kumbyah and all get along?
....no viagra" !...."I'll be picking up my perscription today....looking forward to a GREAT EVENING" !! "VERY PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN...GOD BLESS OUR GREAT NATION"!!!!!! "#1 in the WORLD" !! HA!
nothing to add...just upping my post count before the close...
Guess you'll have to change your signature.now huh Mr Dick?
Just like the old days!!
"PLEASE...let me REITERATE....GOD BLESS AMERICA;the #1 NATION in this WORLD"..."and YES...I work with IDIOTS too...unfortunately the GENE POOL seems to be getting LARGER...SCARY" !!!!................ "I have to go pick up my perscription" ! "FREEDOM" !!!
Its been 6 hours------I cant see how to drive to Dr. Chop Sticks to relieve my pressure.
I'm used to being call"short Dick" and I'm 6'2"?for you hungry guys try the new chinese cookbook"how to wok your dog"P.S. I work for a company that looses hundreds of dollars a year from the cleanup nazi's throwing away parts waiting for warranty credit even though they are clearly marked.
Was there not a work order with the parts?
Is that store @ 44th & Wadsworth?
Which side of the Bay were you on?
Sorry, couldn't resist!
Yet in your second post, you almost seemed excited when you said........but maybe I'll get a disc conversion out of the deal.
I have a good friend in Rome named Biggus Dickus...
Dicks & drums & gooks & goo all in one thread. Old school!
What a crazy coincidence, I work in graphic design & advertising and ALSO work with complete idiots!
Working on my post count too so I thought I might as well pass on a little information. I've heard a rumor that they are working on a new "little blue pill" that is supposed to make the current pill obsolete. You guys looking for a little help in the bedroom might want to ask your doctor about this new pill. It's called Mydixadryll.
Edit: Go ahead and sound it out.......My-dix-a-dryll.
At times I have been a In Complete Idiot ....
But not for Lack of Effort on my part ....
I'm self-employed, just me and a machine...Sometimes I work FOR complete idiots... and most of those act like dicks...
Good stuff here. Post count +1.
It's raining here
"Driving my *RARE57*,takes the place of *the little blue pill* during the day...at night *the little blue pill* is merely a supplement for a LONGER LASTING evening" !! WOW !!! !!
I love watching old farts bicker!
Man, this thing sort of went south. Bits of it are funny though... I can relate to the OP. I work at a machine shop and the guys next door repair modern cars (anything that looks like a bar of soap) and they have the brake lathe that we can use if we want. If we are busy I drop the rotors or drums off and just have them do it, sometimes they tell me if I want it done, I should do it myself because they are busy. It's a very relaxed, no drama relationship we have. They don't care if we use the brake lathe, flywheel grinder or the tire machine and we don't care if they use the tig welder, band saw, drill press etc. BUT... You don't leave anything sitting around because half the guys next door don't know what a carburetor is and think if it's more than 10 years old it's useless. I was just asking the second poster to not jump to conclusions and piss in the guys shoes just yet. Some people might think it's lame to get on here and complain about your brakes, but this is where the car guys are, the only ones that get it so this is where he chose to vent. If someone lost, or a scrapper stole my brakes and the first guy to comment kicked me while I was down, I would be out looking for blood of some kind. Okay, I'm done, sorry about the dick thing (not really) I'm going after some eggs and bacon.
One of the perks of my job is that working with idiots makes me feel like a genius. We replaced a set of hydraulic pumps on a material handler. The core needed to be returned but management has to arrange the trucking. It was palletized and weighed so they could arrange shipping and attach a label. They didn't get it done and it got lost by the time they wondered why there was a $5,000 core charge.
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