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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Ryan, Mar 14, 2017.

  1. Sinister
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    "can't see anything other then shit in the shape of machinery."

    This needs to be a shirt.
     
  2. Road Runner
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    :D Yeah, you gotta hand it to him.

    ... you go first.
     
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  3. Stogy
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    One fine spring day at my Buddies place I heard this unusual bird chirping way the heck up in one of his trees as I walked up to the door and I looked up at it and just as I looked up at it his big steamin turd splashed & slid between my nose and glasses. Suddenly I could care less how it sounded. So disgusting yes...and I thought about never looking at a bird directly above yer heed ever since that day. Since we're talkin Shitheads I mean Shitman.
     
  4. DDDenny
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    I'm so busted!
     
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  5. I am also GUILTY . But wow , what a shity story!
     
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  6. 40ragtopdown
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    Now thats some funny shit there.
     
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  7. Phillips
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    Still one of the funniest things I've ever read. As stated some time ago, I re-read it when I'm in a particularly foul mood, and it always cracks me up.
     
  8. The37Kid
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    I guess they don't make these "brouilleurs" any more, or offer cleaning services, if they did the TV ads would run around 7-8 during dinner time, along with other crap. Bob
     
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  9. Stogy
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    Even though the power was on there was still a Brownout...:p
     
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  10. While talking old stories, any one have a link to the hippo pedal boat thread?


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  11. henry29
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    White t-shirt shit geyser and the hippopotamus paddle boat swamp find rescue, are two of my favorite post.
     
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  12. Stogy
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  13. Stogy
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    Bob its went Hi Tech...:)

    Brouilleur GSM Haute puissance portable


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  14. woodz
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    LMAO!!! That totally made my night!
    Thank you for sharing that with those of us who weren't on here then.
     
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  15. Hahaha! I remember that. The guy lived in Europe, I think the Netherlands. Hilarious..
     
  16. badshifter
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  17. falcongeorge
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    I hadn't joined, but I was lurking. Took me a long time to join, I have always been a little leery of any club that will accept me as a member.
     
  18. falcongeorge
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    Oh man, I missed that!!:D:D:D
     
  19. lucky13
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  20. Never2low
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    The original poster was "Christian" and if I remember correctly he was from Belgium.
    I had that gem copied as a word document, for years, till my last laptop died.
    The hippo boat one was yet another classic.
    I'm surprised no one has added a picture of Boyd with a pancake on his head, yet.
    Although, it's probably a bit less tasteful, now that he's passed.

    Here he is.
    http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/members/christian.34/
     
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  21. LOST ANGEL
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    1. HAMB Old Farts' Club

    A couple old classics.

    boydtruck.jpg

    Pancake_headboyd.jpg

    tank21.jpg
     
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    1. HAMB Old Farts' Club

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  28. my wife wonders why I laugh when I read the HAMB..... she says "you reading that hot rod porn again?"..... if you only knew the truth....
     
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  29. 61Cruiser
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    I haven't laughed so hard for ages. Thanks guys for cheering up a dreary day


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  30. First time for me,,, but I can't remember shit, (you know it had to be said)

    And for another story, the RV industry (when I was still employed by them) tried these to make it easier for the new Glampers that were buying the 1M units. They didn't always work right. A loaner that went to a NAXCAR driver had his suddenly start empting the black tank out the roof vent, they say it looked like a whale,,,,,
     

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