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Discussion in 'New to the H.A.M.B.? Introduce yourself here!' started by Weldersteve, Mar 15, 2010.

  1. Weldersteve
    Joined: Mar 15, 2010
    Posts: 2


    Hah, I hope you know I live no where near a beach ...unless you pronounce it differently and then, I guess you could say there are a lot of them around here.

    If you were offended by my opening statement please buy a joke book or something.

    I'll be turning 40 in April here and honestly, age is relative anyway so really, don't feel any older than fifty-three.

    I have a girlfriend I've been seeing for a couple months now, and three great kids age 12, 10, and 8 months. But try not to think of me as just some old docile fart who started late. I mean I've got street cred man. Not only do I have an Ex wife, and a Baby Momma, (A.K.A. "The BM") I've been in one knife fight and I refuse to fold my underwear. So you know I'm as gangster as they get. Maybe I should've said "Gangsta" with the "A" at the end but, then I'm not sure anybody would take me seriously.

    All kidding aside I'm just a regular guy who looks to life with a smile
    ...and sometimes the finger.

    I have a 1939 Ford P/U rusting away behind my back fence that I bought from a friend for $300 about five or six years ago and during the past few, I haven't done much with it. Oh, I had big plans but they've since been changed for something more simple. it was going to be a Rat-Camper but, now just a daily or weekend fun-mobile would be cool.

    P.S. hit me up on the spazz

    It's a pleasure to make your acquaintances here on the HAMB,

  2. Flatheadguy
    Joined: Dec 2, 2008
    Posts: 2,037


    Welcome from the other end of the state. If you ever get out west, stop in and say hello. I am off I-80, 20 miles south 0of Ogallala. Almost always near4by. We have a decent group, well, mostly decent, who will make you feel welcome. Just don't tell us about your underwear. My homies don't play that game. (smiling)
    A good stop if you have a problem while on a cruise or just want to BS. We are good at it. A complete shop. PM for the phone number.
  3. farmer12
    Joined: Aug 28, 2006
    Posts: 7,717


    One of the better intro's I've seen in a long while! Welcome from the Netherlands!
  4. GothboY
    Joined: Feb 12, 2007
    Posts: 214

    from SoCal

    Wow, youve got a great sense of humor man. welcome to the group man. I hope you have a great time here, and thanks for the fun read! -GothY-

  5. rivguy
    Joined: Feb 16, 2009
    Posts: 136


    Forty is old?
  6. 440shawn
    Joined: Sep 25, 2009
    Posts: 1,716


    Welcome From Illinois!
  7. Donnda
    Joined: Dec 26, 2009
    Posts: 174


    Welcome from SW Montana Good deal a sense of humor I like it.

  8. Royalshifter
    Joined: May 29, 2005
    Posts: 15,717

    from California

    What,s a rrrraa....rrrrrra....camper. Sorry I can't pronounce the first word.
  9. 4406
    Joined: Dec 29, 2009
    Posts: 659

    from Oklahoma

    Thats funny stuff,welcome from OKC
  10. Only 40, only 1 ex-wife and was going to build a R@%-Camper?


    I guess we can overlook the short comings. Welcome to the H.a.m.b.!
  11. Weldersteve
    Joined: Mar 15, 2010
    Posts: 2


    Thank you Ladies & Gents for your warm welcomes from around the globe, Great to be the F@&!N New Guy.

    Donnda, great pic of Marty. I've tried to do that thing with my eyes for as long as I can remember and though somewhat weak, when I do it usually makes people leave the room. thanks

    Flatheadguy, I have relatives in Boxbutte and some in Wyo. so, sometime in the future I hope our paths do cross.

    Royalshifter, & FirstGrumpy I only called it that because that's what I planned on hauling in it. and, I'll tell ya this... I've never liked the R word either but, I've come to understand it as a label and nothing more. So, it does not offend me. Of course, I'm not easily offended anyway as I believe most of you aren't

    BTW... I also build Zombie Bikes (the kind with pedals) ...Pics to come

    Much Love,
  12. Welcome, we are/were all FNG's once. A sense of humor is a must around here.
  13. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,746


    Yep, too fertile for my taste.....
  14. G V Gordon
    Joined: Oct 29, 2002
    Posts: 5,691

    G V Gordon
    from Enid OK

    Sense of humor, check
    doesn't take self to seriously, check
    open to others point of view, check
    You just might make it.
    Welcome youngster.

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