The Jalopy Journal
Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Bash'n'Weld, Sep 10, 2009.
How does one experiment their social graces Al?
He meant "exhibit", writing as he is, he is clearly not accustomed to writing in a supercilious manner, frankly, he's at the deep end of the pool with water wings on.
Here it goes.... Pass the popcorn, this is gonna get funny.
I think this will rival the cheese grater thread.
No, the deep end is where you presume you can change the subject. I meant what I wrote, "experiment".
Here's the drill; Boy #1 observes Boy#2 call Boy #3 ugly. Boy#1 thinks he'll try it. He waits until an ugly boy (#4) comes along and experiments. He is surprised when Boy#4 kicks his ass, but good. But he learnt. From then on he exhibits better manners, and grows up, then goes back and beats the shit out of boy #2 for misleading him.
You still don't know what your talking about.
BTW - who's changing the subject? This thread is all about your hack bodywork. Not us making fun of you.
It looks like I am off the hook now....
Love the water wings reference. Classic. I'm going to steal that one.
HAHAHAHA. I think most knew who it was anyways
wow dental floss wow im at a loss for words
29nash: be a good sport, mate, let it roll off your back and you'll get less grief.
Nobody looks dignified with a shirt taped to their head, that shit is funny, you can't fight it.
You did a video 20 years ago to make a buck, own it and go forward. Everybody had a funny haircut back in the day compared to now, no big deal.
My race car has an honest 2-3 gallons of bondo in the quarter panel. Now I know where the idiot that did mine learned it from!
OH come on now, You guys are just picking on him because he is a true profesional. If we could all do body work to his high standards we too could drive a 1982 Corrola, but we can't all be that fortunate.
Here's one I saw this year at Back to the 50s.
It's a 70's porn stor turned covert marketing manager for bondo!
Edit; It's grey now, a bit thinner. I gotta agree, it took three days to do the shirt thing, couldn't do it without rollin' on the ground laffin'! Now I know how BlueBear felt when he tried to keep a straight face, insistin' that he didn't want that frame boxed!
Edit; Well, now that the cat's out of the bag, I've been exposed! Thought there for a minute we were talkin' about little boys making fun of me, but if it's about the body filler repairs, I patented them.
I've been sneakin' around the country filin' lawsuits against people that don't pay me royalties, then settling out of court, gettin' rich! You'd be surprised how many people stole the screen/pipe cleaner bit, even Bondo Company tried to steal my rights to that...........
Keep it between us and the fencepost though, I'm aftaid that copycats will dry up my well. Later..................
Best regards, Al Edit;
Here a pic from his early "body work" days with pal Linda Lovelace I always wondered what Harry was up to these days.
So where did you come up with the dental floss portion? Thats actually a good idea, all things considered.
BTW, this couldn't have had better timing after you offered to put the quality of your work up against that of theHighlander's... Ooooops.
".......all things considered" , now there's a line I tried to sell to a big TV/Radio show on PBS a few years back.
When I challeged Highlander, I was drunk. Didn't say a lot about my actual work, as I recall, might be mistaken but I think I referred to my 'workmanship', as in ability, at least thay was my intent, might be a copout. He's a good guy, as guys go, probably not as full of himself as he comes across on here, sometimes we get the wrong impression about how somebody seems to be, but that's true about all of us, isn't it. What ever happened to that thread? I don't recall going back to it, got bored.
Oops, got sidelined, changed the subject. Back to the Plastic (B) stuff vs Weld and grind; I can make more money selling junk (takes a lot less time) than can by sellin' quality any day. Then of course, there will always be debate between the quality of Plastic (B) stuffand weldin'. I weld and grind on my own personal stuff, plastic epoxy for the public's consumption. Edit;
Thats 30 mins of my life I will never get back.Thanks
Come on Al,....you have to show us how you did that camaro..LOL
29Nash, I've been one of the worst "bashers" nothing personal, I'm teaching my boy to do things the right way, but mistakes will happen, and he has the bondo can out filling in the heat shrink. Last week he pulled out a chunk of screen and "wtf???" The video is just hit a spot, I have been laughing and smiling, this brings back memories of high school autoshop, patching cars. Even dug out that can of "Curtiseal" filler from 1973 still 3/4 full. If your ever out this way I'll buy ya a beer and we can have a laugh or two telling stories. I spent 20 minutes explaining to him (my boy) how to set up a spray gun (an old bink 7 clone Craftsman brand) sprayed one side of a valance, had him side by side to get the idea, hand him the gun a minute later I'm yelling "Stop" "run and get a scissors", he takes of like a bat out of hell, comes back and I tell him "when that run gets to the edge you cut it off ok"...... damn near peed my pants laughing, tripped over the air hose, rolled on the floor for awile, he is still standing there watching that run. So freaking funny!
I appologize for the silly/rude comments no harm was intended, if there was old video of me, I'm sure it would have a audio fart track and silly comments added by me!
Take care! tt
I don't know what is funnier, the video or the posts on the thread.
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Yeah man, what he said....
It's cool man, I did a couple a videos when I was younger too, except mine involved me, a turtle, some ankle weights and a oversized bird cage!
My point is don't hide from your past, it's made you who you are today.
So keep up the good work little tiger hair.
Keep backpedaling... No need to explain yourself to me.
So you're that type of scumbag? The kind that says, "I can do it better, but I won't because this is cheaper and easier?" You're the one popping junk off on eBay to an unsuspecting buyer? Or maybe you advertise that you're a "bodyman" and take peoples money that way. Either way, bottom line, you're a scumbag. I hope every single one of the cars you have ever laid your hack "workmanship" on comes back to bite you in the ass.
The sad part is, you're right. As already stated in the Craftsmanship thread, scumbags like you probably do make more pawning off junk than the rest of us that do our best.I'll just make it my duty to post this video anytime anyone thinks about handing you a dime and let them know what kind of hack you are.
I'm glad this thread came out and outted you. Thats it for me, I'll the rest of this board hand you a new one.
You guys got me and Al confused. Al is the rich video star, I am the poor retiree.
Al, wherever you are, I sincerely apologize for the mixup. Took some heat for you, but can't honestly claim your identity. It was all in good fun, and your technique and videos remain yours, not mine. You hear what they're callin' me now? Skumbag, etc, etc.! From now on you're on your own. 29nash
We used to have a harvesterofbondo, now we have the sowerofbondo.
This thread was funny... now I'm morally repulsed. Bodywork done like that is WRONG. It merely covers the problem instead of fixing it, thereby fooling a buyer or customer. Leaving out details is still lying, people.
Do you think it's wrong to put sawdust in a trans or diff to keep it from making noise? That's the mechanical equivalent to this kind of bodywork.
You are entirely correct. Bondo is a bandaid. If the 'chain pulling' farce mixed anybody up, oh well..............
Just remember, it was other guys that started the "29nash is Al" farce. Fun though
Made my day...........
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