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I feel a lawsuit comin' on!!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by noboD, Nov 23, 2005.

  1. rebstew187
    Joined: Jan 17, 2005
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    I know everyone is making light of this but I think if you are stupid enough to let the saw run,you my friend are a dumb ass!all I hope for is that you don't have any kids that could walk in the garage and get thier cut fingers off.
     
  2. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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    Somebody stop 'im before he fucks again!LMFAO
    Maybe you should move the computer to the shop by the door and move the bandsaw right next to it so when you step outside to take a whizz you can monitor your band saw and your monitor and your pecker at the same time:rolleyes: .
    DISCLAIMER(writer assumes no liability for anyone taking the content of this post seriously.)
    What a putz;) , T.OUT
     
  3. choppedrod63
    Joined: Oct 14, 2005
    Posts: 88

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    PLEASE PEOPLE! IF YOUR GOING TO PISS ON YOUR BANSAW TO PUT THE FIRE OUT, PLEASE, .... UNPLUG IT FIRST! WE COULD BE SUED FOR SOMEONE GETTING ELECTRICUTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:cool:
     
  4. 5window
    Joined: Jan 29, 2005
    Posts: 9,550

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    I thought he was peeing on the rubber drive wheels, not the motor. No HAMBer'd pee on a motor-well maybe if it was a Hyundai or something. Give us all something to be thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving.
     
  5. flynj1
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
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    from C.B. IOWA

    When pissing while running remember you MUST run backwards otherwise your just pissing in the wind
     
  6. MiketheRat
    Joined: Nov 24, 2005
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    how does that work. dont yu have to hold on to the work while your cutting it?
     
  7. 50chevy
    Joined: Oct 8, 2004
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    hillarious, I never heard of pinching off a pee!!

    MAybe you got your story mixed up.. :D lol
     
  8. CadillacKid
    Joined: Oct 15, 2002
    Posts: 1,507

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    Yeah, no kidding...It's all done through the aid of trick dogs....
     
  9. noboD
    Joined: Jan 29, 2004
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    OK, if you need a picture! There's a vise on the horizontal bandsaw to hold the piece of steel. I'm standing at the door pinchin' it off trying to get my keys out of my pocket. The door is locked because my nosey 80 year old neighbor sneeks in my shop all the time. So maybe he'll be named as a co-defendant. If I wanted a lecture how stupid I was I'd have told my wife!!
     
  10. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
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    " If I wanted a lecture how stupid I was I'd have told my wife!!"

    Hey,You knew the HAMB was dangerous when you posted it.LOL
    T.OUT
     
  11. ElPlymino
    Joined: Jun 26, 2005
    Posts: 263

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    from Orcutt

    In California this would definitely be a valid Workers Comp claim. Big Bucks for sure. "Guy loses prick while putting out band saw fire." Then hire a lawyer and sue your employer(yourself ?) for not having a fire extinguisher in the shop and inadequate training on the safe use of complex machinery. Take the money and buy a new bandsaw and live off workers comp.
     
  12. krooser
    Joined: Jul 25, 2004
    Posts: 4,584

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    Too bad it's too late...you could of hired Johhny...
    [​IMG]
     

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